PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lew Rockwell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Por no (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Por no looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Rockwell
vs
no

178 cm
25
192 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

225 cm
26
200 lbs
2 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cuts easily

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lew Rockwell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 5 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Por no!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Peter Branson and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Rockwell throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. no was covering up waiting for the punch and Rockwell finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Rockwell might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
no looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Rockwell passes no's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
no is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Rockwell seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

Rockwell is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Rockwell is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Rockwell is looking to advance position but no won't allow it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Rockwell is sneakily working for an arm triangle but no sees it coming and defends easily.
Rockwell works his way into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Rockwell is trying to get an arm triangle but no is defending well.

Rockwell has an Americana. no didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Rockwell is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Rockwell hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Lew Rockwell!