PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Fook Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Second Fist (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!

Man
vs
Fist

180 cm
27
167 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

181 cm
27
182 lbs
10 - 2 - 2

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
MayheM sportswear

Bullet Proof System
Perkele!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Second Fist!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Phil Schofield and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man avoids the body shot from Fist.
Fist fails to land with a series of punches.
Fist has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Fist misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fist at a distance.
Man takes a swing at Fist's ribcage but misses.
Fist throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Man throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fist lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Fist takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Man misses with a straight left.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Fist misses with a left hand
and Man counters with a slapping leg kick.
Fist throws a low kick but Man avoids it.
Man has been working on his boxing with his coaches at White Eagle in the buildup to the fight.
Fist misses with an uppercut.
Fist misses with a double jab.
Man throws a jab but it's blocked by Fist.
Man connects with a leg kick. Fist looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fist takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Fist throws out a loose jab but Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fist rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Man moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Fist scores with a jab. Man acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Man fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Fist checks it well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fist throws a sloppy head kick and Man moves out of range easily.
Fist throws a series of punches but Man moves out of range.
Man lands with a shot to the body.
Fist waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Man.
Man thuds a left hand into Fist's body.
Fist misses with a jab, cross combination.
Man feints and then cracks Fist's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fist down.
Man throws a leg kick but Fist sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Fist unleashes a big counter combination but Man bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Fist tries to bum rush Man with a series of wild strikes but Man uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Man throws a body punch but Fist moves out of range.
Man misses with a leg kick.
Fist swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Fist throws a leg kick but Man sees it coming and moves out of range.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Fist down.
Fist moves out of range of the strikes.
Fist throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Man throws a leg kick that misses.
Man is looking to wear down Fist with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fist tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Fist.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Man feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Fist's calf.
Fist looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Man.
Fist misses the jab.
Fist throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Man - that will leave a mark!
Man turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Man takes a swing at Fist's ribcage but misses.
Fist on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Fist checks a leg kick.
Fist tries a head kick but it misses.
Fist buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Man wants to slow Fist down by chopping away at his legs.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Man takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fist throws a right hand that Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Man also avoids with ease.
Man tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Fist is able to avoid easily.
Man lands a jab to the head.
A jab lands there for Man.
Man feints and then cracks Fist's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fist down.
Man digs a good hook to Fist's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fist checks a leg kick.
Fist feints a counter leg kick.
Man throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Fist's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Man scores with a hook.
Fist fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Some wild striking there from Fist.
Fist shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Man works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Fist checks the leg kick.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks Fist off balance momentarily.
Fist tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Fist.
Fist keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Man throws a solid leg kick but Fist takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Man.
Fist chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fist on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Man. Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Man showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Fist.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man throws a body punch but Fist moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fist checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fist scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Man blocks a leg kick.
Man half committed to a counter leg kick.
Fist walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Fist throws a hook but Man avoids it easily.
Fist throws a one two combo.

It looks like Fook Man has been cut.
Fist ducks under a wild hook from Man.
A big left from Man misses.
That kick from Man tenderised Fist's leg. Fist is trying to keep his angry face on.
Fist throws a series of punches but Man avoids them all with ease.
Fist scores with a shot to the body.
Fist chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Man can pounce on him.
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man tried to score with a low kick but Fist checks it.
Fist throws a big shot that misses.
Man lands a nice looking body kick.
Man pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Man cracks Fist with a right hand to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fook Man dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Fook Man's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Man misses the shot to the body.
Fist walks forward, straight into a front kick from Man.
Fist lands a nice leg kick that just misses Man's sensitive parts.
Fist swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fist keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fist.
Man appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Man keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Man appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Man, as that shot connected.
Fist misses with the combination.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Fist might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Man has got the better of the exchanges.
Fist fails to land with a series of punches.
Fook Man seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Fist throws a jab but it's blocked by Man.
Man will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sloppy strikes from Fist. Those never looked like landing.
Man scores with a nice head shot.
Fist loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Man tries to score with a low kick but Fist moves his leg out of the way.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Fist misses.
Man cracks Fist with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Fist throws a jab when Man was well out of range.
Second Fist is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Fist takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Man scores with a leg kick.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man lands a jab-cross combination.
Fook Man is winning the standup battle so far.
Man throws a big shot that misses.
Fist slips a straight right by Man.
Fist throws a series of punches but Man moves out of range.
Fist connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Man ducks under a wild hook from Fist.
Fist takes one to the chin there.
Man has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks Fist off balance momentarily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Fist is looking to score with low kicks.
Fist throws a head kick but Man moves out of range.
Fist lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Man circles away quickly and effectively.
Fist throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Man chopping away at his opponent's legs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fist lands with a cross.
Man connects with a solid leg kick.
Man attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
A solid body kick from Fist.
Fist misses with a jab, cross combination.
Fist takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Fist looks to land a left hand but Man moved out of range nicely.
Man cracks the inside of Fist's front leg.
Fist swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A clash of legs there as Fist blocks the low kick.
Man lands a nice leg kick that just misses Fist's sensitive parts.
Man listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Man is looking to chop away at Fist's legs.
It seemed like Fist was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Man lands with a thumping leg kick.
Man bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Fist's head.
Man keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Man is looking to slow Fist down with leg kicks.
Man misses with a straight right.
Fist bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fist misses with a series of wild punches.
Man misses with a body kick.
Man tries to land a front kick but Fist steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fist tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Fist scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
A nice inside leg kick there by Man. That's going to slow Fist down.
A slow jab from Man misses its intended target.
Man finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
No joy there for Fist, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Fist at a distance.
Fist keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Man with a jab.
Fist moves forwards but Man connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Fist moves out of range as Man throws a body kick.
Man is looking to slow Fist down with leg kicks.
Fist connects with a leg kick. Man looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Fist tried to score with a low kick but Man checks it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Man connects with a good right hand that stumbles Fist. Fist circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Fist checks a leg kick nicely.
Man lands a slapping body shot.
Man scores with a nice strike.
Man attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Fist throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Man misses with a low kick.
Man cracks Fist with a right hand to the side of the head.
Man throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Fist's head.
Fist with a jab.
Fist misses with a body shot.
Man lands a nice looking body shot.
Man is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Fist can do to turn this around?
Man fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fist.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man misses with a low kick.
Fist throws a body shot but no joy.
Fist ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Man moves away.
Man bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Fist's head backwards.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but Fist manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Fook Man dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Fook Man's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

Fist thows a left - swing and a miss!
Man scoring well with a low kick there.
Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Fist.
Man lands a leg kick that knocks Fist off balance momentarily.
Man tried to score with a low kick but Fist checks it.
Fist tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fist. Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Man listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Man's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Fist connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Man scrambles back to his feet.
Man swings for the body but Fist moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man jabs at Fist's body.
Man looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Fist takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Man scores with a shot to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fist misses with an uppercut.
The fighters circle momentarily. Man darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Man lands a nice shot that snaps Fist's head back.
Man loads up on a big right hand but Fist slips the punch.
Fist misses with a low kick as Man jumps back.
Man changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Man misses with a low kick.
Fist swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Fist takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Fist on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Man tries to land a leg kick but Fist saw it coming and moves away.
Fist misses with a body shot
and Man counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Man looks to land a combination but Fist avoids it well.
Man swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Man throws a low kick, looking for Fist's leg but Fist calmly moves out of range.
Fist tries to counter by closing the distance.
The fighters circling - Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fist lands a jab.
Man connects with a leg kick. Fist looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man checks a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Fist.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Man misses with a body shot.
Fist throws a shot from downtown. Man moves away and avoids it.
A solid body kick from Man.
Man throws a chopping leg kick but Fist manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Man throws a hook but Fist blocks it.
Man throws a body kick that misses

and Fist counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Fist.
Fist misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Man tries a body shot but Fist blocks it.
Fist jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Man walks away with a smile on his face. Fist gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Second Fist has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fist throws a body shot but no joy.
Man throws out a leg kick but Fist moves out of range and Man only half commits.
Fist moves away from the strike by Man.
Fist has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Man.
Man uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fist.
Man throws a jab when Fist was well out of range.
Fist tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Fist.
Man lands a front kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man throws a leg kick which misses Fist's front leg but catches the back leg as Fist tries to avoid it.
Man lands with a cross.
Man ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Man fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Fist is out of range.
Fist throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slapping body kick lands there for Man.
Nice shot by Man.
Man fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A slow jab from Fist misses its intended target.
Fist checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Fist! But no joy.
Fist on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Man. Man obviously looking to wear him down.
Fist fails to land with a series of punches.
Man is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fist.
Fist takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Man lands the left hand.
Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fist.
Man feints and then cracks Fist's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Fist down.
Man fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fist has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Man.
Fist misses the jab.
Man feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Man throws a quick inside leg kick.
Man works the jab nicely.
Man jabs Fist right on the nose. Fist blinks but takes it well.
Nice defenses there by Man.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Man.
Fist misses with a few strikes there.
Fook Man is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Man cracks Fist with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Man fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Fist has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Man ducks under a wild hook from Fist.
Man works the jab nicely.
Good leg kick by Man there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Man throws a nice inside leg kick.
Man lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Man throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Fist throws a nice looking combination but Man bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Fook Man showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Man, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight 30:27
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fook Man!
Fook Man seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
In defeat, Second Fist stepped up to the mic, saying 'My pops is gonna whoop my ass for losing....'.