PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Old Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kyle Pits (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Old Fart has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Old Fart seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Fart
vs
Pits

178 cm
25
198 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

194 cm
21
198 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Big heart

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Old Fart!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kyle Pits!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Skip Squint and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fart has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Pits finds it's way round the side to connect with Fart's head.
Old Fart seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fart fails with an attempt to clinch.
Pits lands a nice shot to the body.

Fart has taken the fight to the clinch.
Fart lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like Kyle Pits has been cut.
Pits looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Fart gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Fart blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Fart lands a body punch.
I was talking to Fart's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Fart lands an elbow that stopped Pits in his tracks for a moment.
Fart lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Pits taking a breather.
Fart creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pits's defenses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pits is looking to break free of the clinch but Fart has double underhooks.
Fart lands an elbow that stopped Pits in his tracks for a moment.
Pits is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Fart comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That has opened up Kyle Pits's cut even more.
Fart is working Pits over against the cage.
Fart lands an elbow inside.
Pits takes an elbow to the forehead.

The cut above Kyle Pits's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fart lands a damaging elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice elbow from Fart.

Kyle Pits's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Fart lands an elbow just above Pits 's eye.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kyle Pits's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Old Fart!