PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Teddy Roosevelt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Captain Planet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Planet comes into a darkened arena with his song building. plug in baby kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Captain Planet is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Roosevelt
vs
Planet

188 cm
21
179 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

174 cm
21
180 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Teddy Roosevelt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Planet!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, James Ackerman and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Planet is looking to clinch but Roosevelt is avoiding it.
Planet changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Roosevelt tries to avoid it but Planet manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Roosevelt to the ground. Roosevelt escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A jab from Roosevelt misses.
Planet shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Roosevelt as he avoids it easily.
Planet is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
No luck for Planet with that takedown attempt.
Teddy Roosevelt has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Captain Planet.
Planet shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Roosevelt as he avoids it easily.
Planet walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Planet gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Planet connects with a jab.
Planet digs a good hook to Roosevelt's body.
A big right from Roosevelt misses.
Roosevelt tests Planet's chin there with a solid looking shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Planet walks into a jab.

Planet is rocked!
Teddy Roosevelt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Planet doesn't manage to clinch there - Roosevelt circles away.
Planet is still on wobbly legs! Can Roosevelt finish him?
Roosevelt lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Planet falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Teddy Roosevelt!