PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between David Tua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Roger Tiddlywinks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Tiddlywinks's choice of entrance music: The Seinfeld Intro. Roger Tiddlywinks has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Tua
vs
Tiddlywinks

178 cm
22
235 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

197 cm
25
265 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, David Tua !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roger Tiddlywinks!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Lou da Vinci and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tua pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Tua .
Tiddlywinks tries to land a front kick but Tua steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
It looked like Tua was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Tiddlywinks.

Tiddlywinks drops Tua with a left right combo! Tiddlywinks follows him down to the ground into side control.

Tua is rocked!

It looks like David Tua has been cut.

Tiddlywinks stands up and beckons Tua to his feet.
Oh Tua is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Crunch! Tiddlywinks slams his shin into Tua 's torso.
Tua has been working on his boxing with his coaches at The Shark Tank in the buildup to the fight.
Tiddlywinks keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tua seems to have got his legs back now.
Tiddlywinks throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Good shot there by Tiddlywinks.

Tua is rocked!
Tiddlywinks takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Roger Tiddlywinks seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Tiddlywinks - that will leave a mark!
Tiddlywinks throws out a powerful jab.
Oh Tua is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tua seems to have got his legs back now.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks scores with a head kick.
Tiddlywinks avoids the head kick by Tua .
Despite the aggression on Tiddlywinks's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Tiddlywinks throws a sloppy head kick and Tua moves out of range easily.
Tua attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tua swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Tiddlywinks ducks under a wild hook from Tua .
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick but Tua moves out of range.
Tua misses with a head kick.
Tua walks forward, straight into a front kick from Tiddlywinks.
Sloppy strikes from Tiddlywinks. Those never looked like landing.
Tiddlywinks misses with a low kick as Tua jumps back.
Tua was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Tiddlywinks moves into range and connects with a jab.
Tiddlywinks throws a head kick that misses.
Tiddlywinks pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tiddlywinks dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tua connects with a jab.
Tua moves out of range of the body kick.
Tiddlywinks tries a head kick but it misses.
Tua misses with a looping left.
Tiddlywinks keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Tiddlywinks slips under a jab.
Whack! Tiddlywinks lands a heavy head kick that drops Tua . The ref tackles Tiddlywinks to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Tua was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Roger Tiddlywinks!
Roger Tiddlywinks took some time post fight to say the following; 'Im going to get a ice cream sunday yay!'.