PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Robbie Law (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lar Hadden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Law's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Diablo Blvd. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Lar Hadden was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Law
vs
Hadden

190 cm
22
270 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

180 cm
19
250 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Robbie Law!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lar Hadden!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Law looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Hadden is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Law is controlling him.
Hadden avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Law in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Law not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hadden has eaten all the pies!
Hadden trying to keep a closed guard but Law is proving a slippery customer.
Hadden wants to control but Law passes easily into half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Law is tying to control. Hadden wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Law scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Hadden keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Law throwing shots but Hadden is blocking nicely.
Hadden wants to improve his position but Law is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Well, if Law is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Hadden trying to control but Law postures up.
Law passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Hadden!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Law postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Hadden looks a forlorn figure.

It looks like Lar Hadden has been cut.
Hadden's corner are shouting for him to stand up but that's bad cornering - how is he meant to stand up when he's mounted? He should be looking to improve his position on the ground before trying to stand back up.
Hadden in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.

That has opened up Lar Hadden's cut even more.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Law trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Law fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!

Lar Hadden's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Lar Hadden's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Robbie Law!
Robbie Law retains his heavyweight title!