PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lump Beefrock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Higgs Boson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Higgs Boson has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Lump Beefrock's chin.

Beefrock
vs
Boson

200 cm
25
300 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

205 cm
32
310 lbs
10 - 10 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Lump Beefrock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 10 - 1, fighting out of London, Higgs Boson!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boson with a nice cross.

It looks like Lump Beefrock has been cut.
Boson throws a body shot but no joy.
Beefrock was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Higgs Boson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Beefrock with a nice cross.

It looks like Higgs Boson has been cut.
Beefrock scoring well with a low kick there.
Boson misses with a right hand
and Beefrock cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Boson cracks Beefrock with a big right hand and Beefrock goes down!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boson is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Boson looking to pass the guard.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Beefrock holds on and takes a little breather.
Boson trying to control the position from guard on top but Beefrock is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Beefrock trying to control the position here.
Boson looking to pass the guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beefrock pulls Boson in to control the position.
Beefrock wants to sweep but no luck.
Boson trying to control but Beefrock is working from the bottom.
Boson is looking to work some ground and pound but Beefrock has wrist control.
Beefrock pulls Boson in to control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Beefrock wants to hit a switch here but Boson passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Beefrock there!
Boson looking to control but Beefrock is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Beefrock manages to regain half guard. Good work.

Boson is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Beefrock doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Boson.
Boson thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Beefrock's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boson controlling the pace.
Boson is thwarting Beefrock's attempts to control the position.
Boson passes to full mount!
Boson thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boson looking to control but Beefrock is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Beefrock can't escape the position.
Beefrock bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Beefrock stops Boson from standing up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Beefrock controlling from the top position.

Boson kicks Beefrock off and gets to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Beefrock bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Boson misses with an uppercut. Beefrock saw that one coming.
Beefrock throws a nice outside leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Boson.
Beefrock thinks about countering with a body kick.
Beefrock looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Boson throws an overhand right that lands on Beefrock's shoulder, as Beefrock tries to avoid the shot.
Boson misses the shot to the body.
Beefrock thuds a left hand into Boson's body.
Beefrock lands a high kick!
Boson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Beefrock doesn't manage to clinch there - Boson circles away.
Beefrock connects with a right hand. Boson shakes it off.

That has opened up Higgs Boson's cut even more.
Beefrock lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Boson - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Beefrock!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Lump Beefrock!
During a confident post fight interview, Lump Beefrock thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Higgs Boson spoke after the fight, saying 'Thank you to all the fans here tonight, I love you all!'.