PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rollo Lothbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge has chosen Litte Things - One Direction as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lothbrok
vs
To Spooge

198 cm
29
220 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

185 cm
32
219 lbs
18 - 18 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rollo Lothbrok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Sano and Shirou Masuda.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lothbrok swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Spooge tries to clinch but Lothbrok moves out of range.
Lothbrok misses with a series of wild punches.

Lothbrok shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Lothbrok was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
Lothbrok in side control lands a decent elbow.
Lothbrok tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Lothbrok connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Spooge some visible discomfort.
Lothbrok working the ground and pound but Spooge is defending the strikes.
Lothbrok in side control, throwing shots but Spooge defends.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lothbrok in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Lothbrok wants to control but Spooge is keeping him busy.
Lothbrok working the strikes but Spooge uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Spooge is looking to escape.
Lothbrok is controlling the pace.
Lothbrok working over Spooge with some ground and pound. Spooge looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lothbrok is controlling the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Spooge keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lothbrok thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Lothbrok with the ground and pound but Spooge uses the opportunity to regain guard.
Lothbrok wants to control from the top but Spooge keeps moving.
Lothbrok has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lothbrok swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Lothbrok looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for Spooge!

Lothbrok stands up.
Lothbrok uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch but Lothbrok swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lothbrok swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Spooge moves in looking to clinch but Lothbrok pushes him off.
A little feinted left hand from Lothbrok on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Spooge doesn't manage to clinch there - Lothbrok circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge wants to clinch
and Lothbrok counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

Spooge gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Lothbrok is standing up over Spooge. Spooge looks to escape but Lothbrok dives into side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!

The ground and pound from Lothbrok seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Lothbrok is looking to take a break and control but Spooge is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Lothbrok looks up at the clock and then as Spooge takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Lothbrok smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Lothbrok throws a strike aimed at the side of Spooge's head but Spooge avoids it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rollo Lothbrok dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Lothbrok looks to score with a jab to the body but Spooge is just out of range.
Lothbrok throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lothbrok tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Spooge was well out of range. Poor timing from Lothbrok.

Lothbrok shoots in and gets a takedown into Spooge's guard.
Lothbrok lands a couple of digs.
Lothbrok with a flurry of punches that miss.
Rollo Lothbrok overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Lothbrok controlling from the top position.
Lothbrok stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Spooge swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lothbrok with a flurry of punches that miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Spooge works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Spooge keeping moving, preventing Lothbrok from controlling successfully.
Lothbrok trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Lothbrok postures up in Spooge's guard and throws a big left but Spooge blocks it.
Lothbrok is looking to work some ground and pound but Spooge has wrist control.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Lothbrok accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Lothbrok stuns Spooge with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Lothbrok keeps the fight on the outside.
A cross from Lothbrok lands.

Lothbrok gets in close and instigates a clinch.

Lothbrok manages to break the clinch.
Lothbrok is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Spooge can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Lothbrok paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Lothbrok has taken the fight to the clinch.

Lothbrok escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Lothbrok has clasped his hands together around Spooge's back... aaand, he's got a takedown into side control. Nicely done.

Spooge throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lothbrok lands a jab to the head.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Spooge wants to clinch up but Lothbrok keeps it at a distance.
Spooge tries to clinch but Lothbrok moves away
letting Lothbrok counter with a right hand.

Spooge moves into the clinch.

Lothbrok breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Spooge is looking to clinch but Lothbrok is avoiding it.
Loves To Spooge seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lothbrok closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Spooge's guard.
Spooge preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Lothbrok working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Spooge's head.
Lothbrok seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Lothbrok trying to control the position from guard on top but Spooge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lothbrok in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Lothbrok looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Lothbrok will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Lothbrok advances position into side control!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lothbrok tries to advance to mount but Spooge instead regains half guard.
Lothbrok lands with a punch from half guard.
Lothbrok throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Spooge is refusing to be controlled, as Lothbrok sits in half guard.
Lothbrok looks to land a strike but Spooge avoids it nicely and regains full guard.
Spooge utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rollo Lothbrok dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Lothbrok moves into the clinch.

Lothbrok lands a takedown into guard.
Lothbrok throws an elbow that misses. Spooge uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Lothbrok's guard. Nice move by Spooge!

Lothbrok trying to control the position.
Lothbrok wants to stand but Spooge is controlling the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lothbrok tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Lothbrok wants to get back to his feet but Spooge passes into half guard.
Lothbrok has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Spooge is working away from the top position though.
Lothbrok manages to get to full guard.
Lothbrok has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.

Lothbrok pushes Spooge off and scrambles back to his feet.

Spooge has closed the distance and engaged Lothbrok in a clinch.

Lothbrok is trying to trip Spooge. He has hold of a leg but Spooge is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Lothbrok persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Spooge wants to get back to his feet but Lothbrok passes into half guard.

Lothbrok throwing shots but Spooge is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Lothbrok missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lothbrok not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Lothbrok thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Spooge's head.
Lothbrok wants to control but Spooge is keeping him busy.
Rollo Lothbrok is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spooge avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lothbrok.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Spooge regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Lothbrok.
Lothbrok slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Lothbrok is in close to Spooge's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lothbrok trying to control the position from guard on top but Spooge is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Lothbrok works over Spooge with some ground and pound from guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rollo Lothbrok showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Lothbrok has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shigeki Sano scores the fight 30:27
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rollo Lothbrok!
During a confident post fight interview, Rollo Lothbrok thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Loves To Spooge was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks to the fans for their support.'.