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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Wick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Acyrius AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken has chosen Snap your fingers, Snap your neck. as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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273 lbs
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270 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 8 - 0, fighting out of New York, John Wick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Acyrius AssKicken!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Jorge Garcia and Lou da Vinci.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Wick does no damage.
Wick misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nice straight punches there by AssKicken. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of AssKicken.
A punch combination from AssKicken misses.
Wick chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before AssKicken can pounce on him.
Wick with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Wick tries to close the distance and clinch up but AssKicken swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Wick fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but AssKicken is out of range.
Wick misses with a wild combination.
Wick tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Wick has his takedown stuffed
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Wick throws a low kick but AssKicken avoids it.
Wick throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken swats away the attempt to clinch by Wick.
AssKicken throws the kick towards the body but Wick avoids it.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the body.
AssKicken throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Wick sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Wick takes a jab right on the kisser.
That kick from AssKicken tenderised Wick's leg. Wick is trying to keep his angry face on.
AssKicken misses with a straight left.
Wick throwing a counter right hand but AssKicken manages to avoid it.
Wick takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A low kick from Wick misses
and AssKicken counters with a lovely straight right hand!
AssKicken blocks a jab.
Wick with a poor takedown
and AssKicken cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wick looks to score with a jab to the body but AssKicken is just out of range.
Wick fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for John Wick. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wick avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A good leg kick by AssKicken.
Wick swinging wildly here.
A little jabbing left from AssKicken on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wick slips a straight right by AssKicken.
Acyrius AssKicken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Wick tries to clinch but fails miserably
and AssKicken counters with a left to the body.
AssKicken dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Wick. That did some damage!
Wick tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but AssKicken paws at him with a jab and circles away.
John Wick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice sprawl there from AssKicken as Wick shoots in.
Wick swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Wick's calf.
Wick throws a right hand that AssKicken ducks under and follows up with a left that AssKicken also avoids with ease.
Wick tries to clinch there but AssKicken circles away.
AssKicken connects with a single shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Wick scores with a leg kick.
AssKicken connects with a body shot that sends Wick's belly button to the back.
A low kick from Wick is predictable there
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
AssKicken thumps Wick with a low kick.
AssKicken looks to land a combination but Wick avoids it well.
AssKicken throws a body shot but no joy.
Wick throws a leg kick that misses.
AssKicken swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Wick looks to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Wick moves into the clinch.
A short left from AssKicken.
Wick pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
AssKicken throws a head punch that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A short uppercut from AssKicken.
Wick is rocked!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with the head strike.
Wick is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
AssKicken breaks from the clinch.
Wick goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Wick avoids the body shot from AssKicken.
AssKicken drops Wick with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Wick! AssKicken dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Acyrius AssKicken!
After winning the bout, Acyrius AssKicken thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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