PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Duke Nelson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Snake Dickskin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nelson comes to the cage accompanied by Bombs Away by Whole Wheat Bread. Snake Dickskin told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!

Nelson
vs
Dickskin

200 cm
25
280 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

197 cm
25
260 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Oblivion Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Duke Nelson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Snake Dickskin!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Santiago Holmes and Sandra Marshall.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nelson throws a body shot but no joy.

Oooooh!!! Nelson has knocked Dickskin down with a huge combo! Nelson steps away and waves a wobbly Dickskin back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Snake Dickskin has been cut.
Nelson slips a jab from Dickskin.
Nelson digs a good hook to Dickskin's body.
Nelson works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nelson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Dickskin.
Dickskin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dickskin digs a good hook to Nelson's body.
Nelson wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Nelson misses the shot to the body.
Nelson takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Dickskin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nelson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A little feinted left hand from Nelson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dickskin misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickskin moves away.
Dickskin is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Nelson with a body shot.
Nelson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Nelson.
Dickskin uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nelson.
Dickskin connects with a body shot that sends Nelson's belly button to the back.
Dickskin throws a shot from downtown. Nelson moves away and avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nelson smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Dickskin tries to clinch up but Nelson circles away and keeps his distance.
Dickskin scores with a hook to the body. Nelson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Dickskin throws a good cross that connects.
Nelson goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Snake Dickskin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nelson misses with a few strikes there.
Dickskin throws a body punch but Nelson moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Dickskin. Those never looked like landing.
Dickskin scores with a jab to the head.
Dickskin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nelson is looking to wear down Dickskin with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nelson misses with a straight right.
Dickskin feints a counter leg kick.
Dickskin misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nelson.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickskin. Nelson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nelson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Nelson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dickskin. Nelson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nelson lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nelson tries to move into range but Dickskin moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Nelson misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nelson throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Nelson misses with a body shot.
Dickskin takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Dickskin connects with a body shot that sends Nelson's belly button to the back.
A shot to the liver by Dickskin. Beautiful body shot.
Nice cross by Dickskin.
Nelson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Nelson misses with an uppercut. Dickskin saw that one coming.
Nelson misses with a double jab.
Nelson throws a hook but Dickskin avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin lands a jab.
Dickskin lands with a shot to the body.
Nelson is breathing heavily.
Dickskin throws out a powerful jab.
Nelson connects with a jab.
Dickskin is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Nelson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nelson.
Nelson misses with a straight right.
Dickskin scores with a body shot.
Nelson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dickskin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dickskin lands with a hook. Nelson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nelson misses with a looping right.
Dickskin scores with a sloppy right hand. Nelson should have avoided that one.
Nelson takes one to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nelson on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Good shot there by Dickskin.
Nelson swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
Dickskin lands a nice looking body shot.
Nelson takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin moves out of range.
Nelson misses with a double jab.
A little jabbing left from Dickskin on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Dickskin tries to clinch up.
Dickskin lands with a hook. Nelson tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Nelson misses with a body shot.
Dickskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nelson swings for the body but Dickskin moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nelson walks into a straight right hand from Dickskin.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dickskin throws the kick towards the body but Nelson avoids it.
Nelson walks into a stiff left hand from Dickskin.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Dickskin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Snake Dickskin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Nelson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickskin.

Dickskin has taken the fight to the clinch.
Dickskin misses with a punch on the inside.
Dickskin tries to work over Nelson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dickskin taking a breather.
Dickskin throws a punch but it's blocked by Nelson.
Dickskin makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Dickskin swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nelson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Dickskin has him pressed against the cage.
Nelson looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nelson throws a lazy uppercut
and Dickskin cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Nelson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nelson tries to bum rush Dickskin with a series of wild strikes but Dickskin uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nelson takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Nelson misses with the combination.
Snake Dickskin seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Nelson is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Dickskin.
Nelson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nelson takes a jab right on the kisser.
Dickskin has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin avoids them all with ease.
Dickskin scores with a one two! Nelson had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Nelson on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Dickskin swinging wildly here.
Nelson is looking for a counter combo.
Nelson throws the left hand but Dickskin avoids the punch easily.
Dickskin throws out a loose jab but Nelson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nelson lands a jab to the nose.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nelson takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nelson was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickskin.
Nelson misses with a two punch combination.
Nelson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Dickskin uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nelson.
Dickskin lands a head shot.
Dickskin tries to clinch up.
Dickskin tries to clinch there but Nelson circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - Dickskin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickskin scores with a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - Nelson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nelson misses the shot to the body.
Dickskin cracks a nice hook into Nelson's ribs.
Duke Nelson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nelson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin lands a head shot.
Dickskin displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Nelson throws out the jab.
Good exchange - Dickskin coming out on top.
Nelson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nelson throws a right hand that Dickskin ducks under and follows up with a left that Dickskin also avoids with ease.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Nelson misses with a hook.
Nelson takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dickskin jabs Nelson right on the nose. Nelson blinks but takes it well.
Dickskin dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dickskin lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Dickskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nelson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Nelson's body. Nelson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Nelson takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickskin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Nelson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Nelson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickskin was well out of range. Poor timing from Nelson.
Dickskin scores with a nice right hand.
Nelson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Nelson!
Dickskin stuns Nelson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dickskin's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nelson under the eye.
Dickskin connects with a body shot.
Dickskin ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickskin lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dickskin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Nelson.
Dickskin is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nelson throws an off balance right hand
letting Dickskin counter with a right hand.
Dickskin lands with a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Snake Dickskin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Snake Dickskin's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin lands with a good body shot.
Dickskin comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Nelson throws out a loose jab but Dickskin uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nelson throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dickskin makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nelson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A shot to the liver by Dickskin. Beautiful body shot.
Dickskin scores with a jab. Nelson acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Dickskin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickskin throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Dickskin moves into range and clinches up with Nelson.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nelson wants to get back to striking at distance but Dickskin won't allow it.

Dickskin's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Nelson throws a nice looking combination but Dickskin bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Donk. Dickskin catches Nelson right on the button with a cross.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickskin dodges the punch combination from Nelson.
Dickskin lands with an overhand left.
Dickskin lands a right hook to the body.
Some wild striking there from Nelson.

Dickskin drives through and clinches with Nelson against the cage.
Dickskin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Nelson.
Dickskin cracks Nelson with a nice body shot.

Dickskin manages to break the clinch.
Dickskin fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Nelson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Dickskin lands a slapping body shot.
Decent striking displayed by Dickskin there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nelson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nelson thuds his right hand into Dickskin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Nelson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dickskin wants to clinch up but Nelson keeps it at a distance.
Dickskin throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nelson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Nelson avoids a punch combination nicely.
A quick step to the side and Nelson tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dickskin throws a one two combo.
Dickskin wants to clinch up but Nelson keeps it at a distance.
Dickskin ducks under a wild hook from Nelson.
Dickskin thuds a left hand into Nelson's body.
Nelson moves forwards but Dickskin connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dickskin scores with a nice strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Dickskin.
Dickskin moves away from the strike by Nelson.
Danga de danga de dang - Dickskin scores with a four punch combination!
Nelson throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A jab from Nelson misses.
Nelson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Dickskin lands a nice hook to Nelson's body. Nelson takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dickskin with a nice cross.
Dickskin slips a straight right by Nelson.
Dickskin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Nelson at a distance.
Nelson takes one to the side of the head.
Nelson walks into a jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dickskin throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A little feinted left hand from Nelson on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dickskin showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Nelson.
Dickskin now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Snake Dickskin is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dickskin clinches up with Nelson and pushes him back against the cage.

Dickskin escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nelson misses the jab.
Dickskin scores with a nice right hand.
Nelson misses with a hook.
Nelson throws a series of punches but Dickskin avoids them all with ease.
Good shot there by Dickskin.
Nice cross by Dickskin.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dickskin fails with an attempt to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Nelson tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nelson lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Dickskin at a distance.
Dickskin lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Duke Nelson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nelson fails to land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Snake Dickskin comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Dickskin has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Snake Dickskin!
Snake Dickskin gave a mention to Oblivion Inc. in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).