PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brandon Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poohpoo Schrohtums (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!

Stark
vs
Schrohtums

190 cm
23
205 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

185 cm
21
225 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Brawler
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Brandon Stark!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Poohpoo Schrohtums!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Chris Downing and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schrohtums shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stark as he avoids it easily.
Schrohtums shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Stark cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Schrohtums on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Schrohtums shoots and misses
and Stark counters with a three punch combo that has Schrohtums backing up. Schrohtums nods at Stark to acknowledge the strikes.
Brandon Stark has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Poohpoo Schrohtums.
Schrohtums shoots in looking for a takedown. Stark tries to sprawl out of it but Schrohtums keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Stark manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Stark throws a quick counter kick to the body but Schrohtums avoids it.
Stark fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Schrohtums has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Schrohtums tries for a takedown but Stark circles away easily
and Stark connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schrohtums with a lazy takedown attempt
and Stark counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schrohtums shoots in looking for a takedown but Stark manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Schrohtums's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
A counter left hand to the body from Stark misses its target.
Schrohtums takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Stark lands with a straight right. Schrohtums didn't see that one coming.
Stark connects with a looping right hand.
Stark lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schrohtums doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Schrohtums takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schrohtums misses with a takedown attempt
and Stark counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Schrohtums looks winded!
Stark fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Schrohtums.
Stark catches Schrohtums with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Stark jabs Schrohtums to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Schrohtums gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stark counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schrohtums gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Stark counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stark lands a front kick.
Schrohtums with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stark to score with a decent uppercut.
Schrohtums has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Schrohtums there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stark lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Stark is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Stark slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Schrohtums doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stark counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Schrohtums thinking.
A left lands for Stark.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schrohtums has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Schrohtums there as he acknowledges the shot.
Stark throws a quick inside leg kick.

Stark lands a big head kick that sends Schrohtums tumbling to the mat! Stark takes a step backwards and waves Schrohtums back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Schrohtums is rocked!

It looks like Poohpoo Schrohtums has been cut.
Schrohtums with a poor takedown
and Stark counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Schrohtums is still on wobbly legs! Can Stark finish him?
Stark digs a good hook to Schrohtums's body.
Schrohtums shoots and misses
and Stark counters with a nice leg kick.
Schrohtums seems to have recovered his senses.
A jab lands there for Stark.
Schrohtums doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stark connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Stark stuns Schrohtums with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Stark fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Schrohtums on the side of the head.
Stark lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Schrohtums takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Schrohtums with a lazy takedown attempt
and Stark counters with a nice leg kick.
Stark is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schrohtums doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Stark counters with a straight right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut there from Stark.
Schrohtums with a poor takedown
and Stark makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Stark lands a jab.
Schrohtums looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Stark sends Schrohtums crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Stark is motioning to the referee to let Schrohtums up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Stark drops Schrohtums with a straight right hand, right on the button! Stark follows him down to the mat and pounds him out with hammerfists until the referee jumps in to end the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brandon Stark!
Brandon Stark is the new light heavyweight champion!