PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jorder Mierda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Philly Willy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Willy has a niggling injury. He would have liked to come in 100% fit but that's not always possible. Philly Willy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jorder Mierda's chin.

Mierda
vs
Willy

225 cm
20
225 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
235 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jorder Mierda!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Philly Willy!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Sandra Marshall and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mierda has a takedown stuffed.
Willy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Willy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Willy lands a jab to Mierda's midsection.
Willy lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Mierda clinches up against the cage.
Willy is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Willy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mierda has Willy pressed against the cage, preventing Willy from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Mierda jumps guard and drags Willy to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Mierda is trying to control the position but Willy postures up.
Mierda throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mierda is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Willy defends well.
Mierda working a defensive guard here.
Mierda throwing strikes off his back to little effect.
Mierda is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Willy wanted to stand there but Mierda had control of the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.

Mierda is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.

Mierda jumps guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mierda not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Mierda has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Mierda working for a triangle but Willy defends it easily.
Mierda is trying to control the position but Willy postures up.
Willy preventing the sweep.

Mierda is looking for a triangle but Willy pushes his legs off easily.
Willy tries to stand but Mierda is controlling from the bottom.

Mierda is looking for a triangle but Willy pushes his legs off easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mierda has a closed guard, preventing Willy from standing up.
Mierda really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.

Mierda instigates a clinch.
Willy is trying to force a seperation but Mierda has the dominant position.
Mierda blocks an uppercut.

Mierda has double underhooks and is working for a body lock takedown. He's got it. The fighters land in half guard but Willy regains guard immediately.
Willy keeping moving, preventing Mierda from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mierda pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Willy is keeping the position for now.
Mierda trying to control but Willy is working from the bottom.
Mierda stays in close to Willy's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Mierda stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Willy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jorder Mierda dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A momentary lapse in concentration from Willy enables Mierda to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Willy manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Mierda lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Mierda gets to his feet. Willy looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!
Mierda shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Willy sprawls well. Willy wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mierda gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice shot by Willy.
Willy is breathing heavily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Willy lands a head shot.
Mierda shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Willy but Willy pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Willy looks to land a right hand but Mierda moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Willy misses.
Mierda half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
We've been informed that Willy has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.

Mierda clinches.
Willy trying to control the position but instead, Mierda has worked for underhooks and has pushed Willy into the cage.
Come on Mierda - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

Mierda gets control of Willy's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mierda will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.

Mierda looking for a guillotine here but Willy defends easily.

Mierda throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mierda trying to keep a closed guard but Willy is proving a slippery customer.
Mierda is going to have to think about doing something other than just controlling because Willy is managing to avoid having the position dictated to him.
Mierda wants to sweep but no luck.
Willy wanted to stand there but Mierda had control of the position.
Willy must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Mierda working a defensive guard here.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mierda takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Willy throws a lazy right hand but Mierda sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mierda appears to be looking for a big counter.
Willy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Mierda uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Willy.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Mierda ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Mierda no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

Willy stands up from Mierda's guard - Willy perhaps looking for a knockout.
Mierda darts in looking for a takedown but Willy gets double underhooks and turns Mierda into the cage.
It seemed like Willy was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jorder Mierda. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Mierda has closed the distance and engaged Willy in a clinch.
Willy cracks Mierda with a nice body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Willy is looking to control Mierda's arms but Mierda gets an underhook and turns him. Now Willy has his back to the cage.
Willy tries to stall but Mierda uses the opportunity to gain a better position.

Mierda jumps guard and drags Willy to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Willy gets to his feet - Mierda follows without any prompting.
Willy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Willy lands a jab to the head.
Willy scores with a shot to the body.
Willy tests Mierda's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Willy jabs Mierda right on the nose. Mierda blinks but takes it well.

Mierda is rocked!
Willy drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Mierda's head, knocking him out cold! Willy is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Philly Willy!