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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Macho Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Sobchak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sobchak has chosen Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) as his entrance music. The key to victory for Macho Man has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.
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280 lbs
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195 cm
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278 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Macho Man!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Walter Sobchak!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Daniel Franklin and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Man throws a body shot but no joy.
Man seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Man lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sobchak at a distance.
Sobchak loads up on a big right hand but Man slips the punch.
Man works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
It looks like Walter Sobchak has been cut.
Sobchak misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Man.
Sobchak misses with a wild body shot.
Sobchak throws a hook but Man blocks it.
Man misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Man pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sobchak feints the counter takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Man throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Man gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Sobchak lands with a light punch inside.
Man scores with a shot to the side of Sobchak's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man throws a head punch that misses.
Man working aggressively here.
A short right from Sobchak on the inside.
Sobchak has Man pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Man manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Man pushes Sobchak back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Man lands a right hand.
The referee calls for Sobchak to work.
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sobchak.
Sobchak's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Man lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Man pushes Sobchak back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sobchak looks winded!
A short right from Man.
Man lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Man lands a left hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Man lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Sobchak.
Nice body punch from Man - that landed with a thud.
Man gets through Sobchak's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
That has opened up Walter Sobchak's cut even more.
Man pushes Sobchak back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Man pushes Sobchak back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Man lands a hook to the side of the head.
Man lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Man throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A nice left hand lands by Man.
Man works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Still in the clinch, Man scores with a nice short uppercut.
The cut above Walter Sobchak's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Man lands a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good body shot from Man.
Man lands a nice uppercut.
Sobchak's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Walter Sobchak's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Man lands a nice uppercut.
Man is leaning against Sobchak and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Man drops Sobchak onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Sobchak is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Walter Sobchak's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Macho Man!
Macho Man retains his super heavyweight title!
A victorious Macho Man thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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