PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between King Dedede (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mawzer VaraKolaudov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dedede's entrance music is When will you baka gaijins learn?. A fine choice. VaraKolaudov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. lachin kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dedede
vs
VaraKolaudov

150 cm
28
300 lbs
4 - 6 - 0

195 cm
25
300 lbs
7 - 7 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, King Dedede!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mawzer VaraKolaudov!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shigeki Sano and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dedede throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and VaraKolaudov counters with a two punch combo.
King Dedede seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dedede throws a combination that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a two punch combo.
Dedede misses with a two punch combination.
VaraKolaudov is looking for the big counter here.
Dedede throws a right and a left that VaraKolaudov avoids nicely.
Dedede misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dedede throws a combination that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Dedede throws a combination that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dedede swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and VaraKolaudov counters with a three punch combo that has Dedede backing up. Dedede nods at VaraKolaudov to acknowledge the strikes.
Dedede throws a combination that misses
and VaraKolaudov counters with a series of strikes. Dedede will be more careful next time no doubt.
Dedede is breathing heavily.
Dedede falls off balance throwing a combination
and VaraKolaudov counters with a right hand to the body.
Dedede falls off balance throwing a combination
and VaraKolaudov counters with a straight that turns Dedede's legs to rubber! VaraKolaudov pushes forward with more strikes and Dedede goes down, battered and bloody! That's a wrap folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mawzer VaraKolaudov!
Post fight, Mawzer VaraKolaudov took to the microphone: 'It might be dumb coming from someone that Kos people for a living but Peace an friendship my friends is what the world needs not hatred '.
In defeat, King Dedede stepped up to the mic, saying 'I had a bad flight got food poisoning. It drained all my stamina.'.