PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Krzysztof Ostrowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ostrowski comes to the ring accompanied by PC Park - Klatka. PoopyPants comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Deathly Quiet kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Ostrowski
vs
PoopyPants

188 cm
33
213 lbs
17 - 15 - 0

197 cm
38
222 lbs
30 - 20 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Krzysztof Ostrowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 20 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Nard Betker and Aafke Stam.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants missing with a left hand there. Ostrowski was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
PoopyPants slaps away a takedown attempt from Ostrowski, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Jab from PoopyPants.

It looks like Krzysztof Ostrowski has been cut.
PoopyPants blocks a low kick nicely.
Ostrowski misses with an uppercut.
PoopyPants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ostrowski keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ostrowski appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Ostrowski just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A left lands for PoopyPants.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ostrowski fails to land with a series of punches.
Ostrowski with a lazy takedown attempt
and PoopyPants counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ostrowski thinking.
Ostrowski misses with a left hand
and PoopyPants counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
PoopyPants moves away from the strike by Ostrowski.
PoopyPants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants throws a body shot but no joy.
PoopyPants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Ostrowski.
PoopyPants connects with a body shot that sends Ostrowski's belly button to the back.
Ostrowski fails with the takedown
and PoopyPants counters with a straight right hand.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Krzysztof Ostrowski. That's going to take a lot out of him.
PoopyPants throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Ostrowski moves out of range.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
PoopyPants throws a jab but it's blocked by Ostrowski.
Ostrowski closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Ostrowski just misses with a punch to the body.
PoopyPants stuffs the takedown attempt from Ostrowski. Ostrowski gets slowly back to his feet.
Ostrowski avoids the head kick by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a wild body shot.
Ostrowski swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Ostrowski rather than just go for the knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
PoopyPants moves out of range of the strikes.
PoopyPants is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ostrowski.
Ostrowski throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck PoopyPants on the side of the head.
PoopyPants throws a lazy right hand but Ostrowski sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
PoopyPants gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Ostrowski throws a jab but it's blocked by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants scores with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Ostrowski's body.
PoopyPants digs a good body shot into Ostrowski's ribs.
Ostrowski rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ostrowski looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? PoopyPants is fending him off so far but Ostrowski persists. Nope, PoopyPants circles away and we're back to standing.
PoopyPants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ostrowski with a body shot.
PoopyPants ducks under a wild hook from Ostrowski.
PoopyPants scores with a nice strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ostrowski shoots in looking for a takedown. PoopyPants tries to sprawl out of it but Ostrowski keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the ropes. PoopyPants manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Ostrowski is breathing heavily.
PoopyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ostrowski manages to avoid it.
PoopyPants scores with a jab. Ostrowski acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
PoopyPants cracks a nice hook into Ostrowski's ribs.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
Ostrowski throws a left and a right that both miss
and PoopyPants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
PoopyPants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Ostrowski looks to land a combination but PoopyPants avoids it well.
PoopyPants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Ostrowski with a body shot.
PoopyPants digs a good hook to Ostrowski's body.
PoopyPants thuds his right hand into Ostrowski's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Ostrowski takes a jab right on the kisser.

Krzysztof Ostrowski's cut is getting worse.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ostrowski takes a shot to the body in his stride.
PoopyPants scores with a nice head shot.
Ostrowski takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Ostrowski is rocked!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is throwing a storm of strikes! Right hook, left hook and follows it up with a spinning back fist! Ostrowski hits the canvas like a rag doll! And just like that, this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, GREEN!160, into his post fight interview.