PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Claus Baldemnic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Knight (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Alexander Knight was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Baldemnic
vs
Knight

175 cm
18
177 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
18
175 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Claus Baldemnic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Alexander Knight!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, James Glass and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knight lunges at Baldemnic with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Baldemnic's hand.
Baldemnic cracks Knight with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Knight fails with a takedown attempt.
Baldemnic is throwing punches like he's double parked. Oh my word! Huge right hand from Baldemnic shuts the power down on Knight. Lights out, game over! Baldemnic is your winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Claus Baldemnic!
A relieved looking Claus Baldemnic thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.