PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson has chosen I'm Fat by Wierd Al as his entrance music. Joe Johnson has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Trump
vs
Johnson

200 cm
29
300 lbs
8 - 9 - 0

190 cm
29
279 lbs
3 - 4 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

M.O. Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Joe Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Valeri Chadov, Fedor Mirinova and Aleksei Zolotukhin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trump doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Trump circles away from the clinch attempt.
Joe Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Donald Trump has been cut.
Johnson tries to close the distance and clinch but Trump swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Trump tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Johnson manages to circle out of the way.
Johnson tries to close the distance and clinch but Trump swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

Trump gets a double leg takedown into Johnson's guard.

Johnson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Trump defends well.

Johnson is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Trump defends well.
Johnson trying to control the position here.
Trump stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Johnson swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Johnson working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Trump.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Johnson looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Johnson is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Johnson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Trump defends it easily.
Johnson is trying to keep Trump in close.
Trump trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Johnson has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Trump can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Johnson looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Trump passes into half guard.

Trump is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

It looks like Joe Johnson has been cut.
Johnson tries to roll over but Trump keeps him under control.
Trump throwing shots but Johnson is blocking nicely.
Johnson makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Johnson.
Johnson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Trump is one step ahead there.
Trump with a flurry of punches that miss.
Trump with a nice head shot there.
Johnson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Trump landing with the ground and pound.

That has opened up Joe Johnson's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson looking for a sweep. Not yet Johnson, not yet.
Trump slips nicely into half guard.
Johnson trying to control here.
Johnson gets back to full guard.
Trump with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

The cut above Joe Johnson's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Joe Johnson's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Donald Trump!
Post fight, an emotional Donald Trump said 'I will make America great again!'.