PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Ancient Alien (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob The Drag Queen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Alien
vs
The Drag Queen

185 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ancient Alien!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bob The Drag Queen!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Paulsen Ambrosius and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Alien blocks a head kick by The Drag Queen.
Alien tries to counter by clinching up but The Drag Queen breaks away and moves out of range.
Alien misses with a looping right.
The Drag Queen tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick misses from The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that misses.
Alien steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from The Drag Queen. That one must have hurt.
A head kick by The Drag Queen misses

and Alien counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Alien softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Alien.
Alien lands with a left to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Alien working aggressively here.
The Drag Queen is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Alien pulls him back up using the underhooks.
The Drag Queen wants to get back to striking at distance but Alien won't allow it.
The Drag Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Alien smiles and moves away.
The Drag Queen just misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Drag Queen thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Alien if he has to take too many more of those.
A head kick misses from The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen tries a head kick but it misses.
Alien throws a lazy right hand but The Drag Queen sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Drag Queen misses with a low kick.
Alien moves out of range of the leg kick from The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen delivers a nice body kick.
The Drag Queen tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Alien was well out of range. Poor timing from The Drag Queen.
Bob The Drag Queen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Drag Queen scores with a kick to the midsection.
The Drag Queen tries to work over Alien's front leg with a kick but Alien checks it.
As The Drag Queen tries to get set, Alien tries to push him back and clinch up but The Drag Queen manages to avoid the attempt.
A big right from Alien misses.
Alien throws a shot from downtown. The Drag Queen moves away and avoids it.
Alien checks a low kick from The Drag Queen.
Alien ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Drag Queen moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Drag Queen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Drag Queen throws a wild body kick that Alien sees coming a mile off.
The Drag Queen goes for a double leg but Alien avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Alien continues to drive forward.
Ancient Alien has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob The Drag Queen.
Alien misses with a wild body shot.
Alien checks the leg kick.
A head kick from The Drag Queen lands but Alien takes it in his stride.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Alien throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Drag Queen feints a counter leg kick.
Alien takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
As The Drag Queen tries to get set, Alien tries to push him back and clinch up but The Drag Queen manages to avoid the attempt.
The Drag Queen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A nice inside leg kick there by The Drag Queen. That's going to slow Alien down.
The Drag Queen looks to land a body kick but Alien moved away.
The Drag Queen throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Alien counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Alien.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Alien lands with a right to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Alien.
The Drag Queen fails to pull guard.
A shot in the inside from Alien.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Alien walks away with a smile on his face. The Drag Queen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
The Drag Queen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
The Drag Queen slips a straight right by Alien.
Alien takes a swing at The Drag Queen's ribcage but misses.
The Drag Queen swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
The Drag Queen lands with a slapping head kick.
The Drag Queen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Drag Queen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Alien is looking to counter the offense by The Drag Queen and move into the clinch.
The Drag Queen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Alien will feel that in the morning.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Alien.
The Drag Queen swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Drag Queen keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Alien.
The Drag Queen is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
The Drag Queen steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Alien.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Ancient Alien has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Alien clinches up against the cage.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Alien lands with a short punch from the clinch.
The Drag Queen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Alien misses with the head strike.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but Alien turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Alien pushes The Drag Queen back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Alien to keep the fight standing.
The Drag Queen tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Bob The Drag Queen will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Ancient Alien's cut.
That's time! Alien's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

The Drag Queen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Alien misses with a hook. The Drag Queen ducked under it nicely.
Alien blocks a head kick by The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that misses.
The Drag Queen throws out a loose jab but Alien uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Drag Queen slips a straight right by Alien.
Alien avoids the head kick by The Drag Queen.
Alien seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
The Drag Queen throws a front kick that sends Alien stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters circling a little - The Drag Queen finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
The Drag Queen misses with a right hand

and Alien moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Drag Queen tries to pull guard but Alien holds him up against the cage and eventually The Drag Queen drops back down to his feet.
Alien tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Alien makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alien lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Drag Queen backwards.
The Drag Queen tries to pull guard but Alien won't allow it.
Alien has a couple of punches blocked by The Drag Queen.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Drag Queen.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Alien.
A right handed body shot lands from Alien.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but Alien stands there with The Drag Queen around his waist. The Drag Queen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Ancient Alien has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Alien smiles and moves away.
Alien stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Drag Queen.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Alien checks the leg kick.
The Drag Queen thuds his shin into the meat of Alien's side.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that misses

and Alien counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Alien.
The Drag Queen looking to stall.

The Drag Queen pulls Alien into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!

The Drag Queen looking for a guillotine here but Alien defends easily.
The Drag Queen is breathing heavily.
Alien trying to stand up but can't free himself from The Drag Queen's guard.

Alien stands up from guard. Let's bang!
The Drag Queen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick that misses

and Alien counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Alien scores with a shoulder strike.
The Drag Queen stalling in the clinch but Alien improves position.
The Drag Queen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Alien lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Alien throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Drag Queens head.
Alien tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Alien lands with a left to the head.
The Drag Queen fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Alien misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Drag Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Alien smiles and moves away.
Alien will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
The Drag Queen throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The Drag Queen throws a lazy body kick

and Alien holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Alien softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Alien.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Drag Queen jumps guard but Alien stands there with The Drag Queen around his waist. The Drag Queen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but Alien stands there with The Drag Queen around his waist. The Drag Queen gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Alien lands a left hand.
Alien lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The Drag Queen fails to pull guard.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Alien to keep the fight standing.
Alien tries a body shot but The Drag Queen blocks it.
Alien lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Alien can't find room to land a body shot as The Drag Queen controls the action.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but Alien turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
The Drag Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Alien smiles and moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ancient Alien dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Ancient Alien's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

The Drag Queen throws a leg kick which misses Alien's front leg but catches the back leg as Alien tries to avoid it.
Alien is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Drag Queen can do to turn this around?
Alien swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Drag Queen throws a push kick but Alien slaps the foot to one side.
The Drag Queen connects with an inside leg kick.
The Drag Queen throws a head kick but Alien moves out of range.
Alien misses with a hook. The Drag Queen ducked under it nicely.
The Drag Queen throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Alien.
A head kick by The Drag Queen misses

and Alien moves into the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Drag Queen misses with a hook to the ribs.
Alien misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Drag Queen takes a shot to the head.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but Alien has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Alien scores with a shoulder strike.
Alien misses with a short punch on the inside.
The Drag Queen tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Alien smiles and moves away.
The Drag Queen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Drag Queen takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A low kick from The Drag Queen misses

and Alien counters by moving into the clinch.
Alien scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but Alien turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Ancient Alien has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bob The Drag Queen.
Alien lands a shot to the body.
The Drag Queen tries to pull guard but Alien forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Alien lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Still in the clinch, Alien scores with a nice short uppercut.
Alien lands a hook that snaps the head of The Drag Queen backwards.
The Drag Queen taking a breather.
The Drag Queen is trying to pull guard but Alien turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Ancient Alien has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Alien swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Alien.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Alien creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Alien lands a shoulder strike.
A short body shot lands from Alien as the two fighters clinch.
Alien is working The Drag Queen over against the cage.
Alien lands a left hand that snaps the head of The Drag Queen backwards.
Alien lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

The Drag Queen is rocked!
Alien lands with a left to the head.
The Drag Queen is still on wobbly legs! Can Alien finish him?
The Drag Queen fails to pull guard.
The Drag Queen seems to have recovered his senses.
Alien gets through The Drag Queen's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Alien lands with a right to the head.
The Drag Queen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Alien walks away with a smile on his face. The Drag Queen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Alien swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Alien dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Alien avoids the head kick by The Drag Queen.
The Drag Queen slips a jab from Alien.
The Drag Queen let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Alien avoids the head kick by The Drag Queen.
Alien is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from The Drag Queen.
A slow jab from Alien misses its intended target.
Nice defenses there by The Drag Queen.
Alien avoids the head kick by The Drag Queen.
A low kick from The Drag Queen misses

and Alien counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The Drag Queen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Alien up against the cage.
A short right from Alien on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Drag Queen jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Alien walks away with a smile on his face. The Drag Queen gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Alien misses with a looping left.
The Drag Queen throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
The Drag Queen misses with a kick to the body.
The Drag Queen moves away from the strike by Alien.
The Drag Queen let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
A jab from Alien misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Alien misses the target.
Alien throws a big shot that misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Alien misses the target.
The Drag Queen throws a lazy head kick

and Alien counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
The Drag Queen tries to pull guard but Alien holds him up against the cage and eventually The Drag Queen drops back down to his feet.
Alien scores with an uppercut up the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ancient Alien showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Alien has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 30:28
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ancient Alien!
A very excited looking Ancient Alien rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.