PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Georges Meese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Count Chocula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Meese
vs
Chocula

180 cm
25
160 lbs
12 - 8 - 0

180 cm
30
155 lbs
18 - 8 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Georges Meese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Count Chocula!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Matti Vanhoillinen and Arvi Lind.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Chocula, as that shot connected.
Meese throws a hook but Chocula avoids it easily.
Chocula lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Meese's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Meese duly obliges.
Meese lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Chocula circles away quickly and effectively.
Meese with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Chocula lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Chocula scores with a jab to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Meese takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A combination from Meese does no damage.

Chocula gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Meese tries to circle away but Chocula has him pinned against the cage.
Meese takes a shot to the head.
Meese blocks an uppercut.
Chocula goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Chocula tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Meese's elbow.
Meese is trying to break free.
Chocula lands a body punch.
Chocula has a couple of punches blocked by Meese.
Chocula tries a body shot but Meese blocks it.
We've been informed that Chocula has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chocula tries a body shot but Meese blocks it.
Chocula misses with a short punch on the inside.
Meese has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Chocula lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Chocula lands an uppercut.
Meese is trying to push Chocula away but Chocula has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Meese wants to get back to striking at distance but Chocula won't allow it.
Chocula throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Chocula scores with a shoulder strike.
A right hand to the body from Chocula.
Chocula pushes Meese back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Chocula lands a hook to the side of the head.
A hook to the body from Chocula.
Meese is trying to break the clinch but Chocula has him pressed against the cage.
Chocula stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Chocula lands a left hand that snaps the head of Meese backwards.
Meese prevents a body shot from Chocula.
Chocula scores with a nice hook to the head.
Chocula misses with a hook from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chocula.
Chocula tries a body shot but Meese blocks it.
Chocula misses with the head strike.
A shot in the inside from Chocula.
Nice body punch from Chocula.
Chocula lands a left hand that snaps the head of Meese backwards.
Chocula lands a left hand.
Chocula lands a left hand that snaps the head of Meese backwards.
Chocula lands a body punch.
Chocula scores with a shoulder strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chocula misses with a shot to the kidneys.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Chocula.
Meese is trying to break free.
Chocula misses with a punch on the inside.
Chocula misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chocula tries to throw a body punch but Meese avoids it by throwing Chocula back against the cage.
Chocula misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Meese wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Meese.
A right hook to the body lands for Chocula.
Chocula lands a body shot in the clinch.
Chocula misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chocula working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A right hook to the body lands for Chocula.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Chocula.
Chocula doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chocula pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Meese has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Chocula misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chocula swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chocula misses with a punch on the inside.
Chocula struggles to land a body shot inside as Meese controls his hands.
A nice right hand lands inside from Chocula.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Chocula.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Still in the clinch, Chocula scores with a nice short uppercut.
Chocula throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Chocula prevents Meese from breaking the clinch.
Chocula cracks Meese with a nice body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Count Chocula dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Meese scores with a jab to the body.
Meese jabs Chocula to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Chocula has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd cheers as Chocula lands an impressive looking overhand right. Meese doesn't seem phased though.
Chocula loads up on a big right hand but Meese slips the punch.
Chocula uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Meese.
Meese walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

Meese is rocked!
Meese is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Chocula doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Meese crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Meese's bad books for that mishap!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Count Chocula!
Our winner, Count Chocula, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.