PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Martin Williams (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shaq Moans (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Martin Williams is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Williams
vs
Moans

186 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

178 cm
19
165 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Big heart

Excellent MT
Good gas tank

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements Q160/$225
Voodoo Nutrition

Anarchy Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Martin Williams!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Shaq Moans!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Williams drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Moans connects with a solid leg kick.
Moans has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Williams is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Moans fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Williams looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Moans throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Williams on the side of the head.
Williams jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Williams takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Moans fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Williams has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Moans lands with a good body shot.
Moans chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Moans buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Williams is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Moans, right into the meat.
Moans scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Moans thuds his right hand into Williams's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Moans scoring well with a low kick there.
Williams with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Moans to score with a decent uppercut.
Williams misses with a body kick.
Good exchange - Moans coming out on top.
Moans uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Williams.
Moans fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Moans lands with a kick to the ribs.
Williams takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Williams fails in his attempt to clinch.
Moans scores with a head kick. Williams tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

Williams is rocked!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Nice jab there from Moans.
Oh Williams is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Nice uppercut there from Moans.
A nice leg kick lands there from Moans.
Moans cracks Williams with a right hand to the side of the head.
Williams chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Moans can pounce on him.
Moans cracks Williams with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Williams is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Williams is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Williams could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Shaq Moans!
Shaq Moans decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.