PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mathias Vini (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loves To Spooge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spooge is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Litte Things - One Direction. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Vini
vs
To Spooge

180 cm
31
205 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

185 cm
31
219 lbs
17 - 14 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Mathias Vini!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Loves To Spooge!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vini fails with a takedown attempt.
Vini will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Spooge scores with a crisp jab that stopped Vini in his tracks.
Spooge has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Vini is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Vini shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Spooge misses with a head kick.
Vini shoots in for a takedown but Spooge shows good takedown defense.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mathias Vini. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vini tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Spooge defends well and Vini ends up having to push Spooge into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Vini.
Vini has a takedown stuffed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vini throws a head kick that misses.
Vini fails to land the takedown.
Vini fails with a takedown attempt.
Vini dives in and grabs Spooge's left leg, looking for a takedown. Spooge pushes down on Vini's head and hops out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge wants to clinch up but Vini keeps it at a distance.
Vini misses with a head kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Vini - that will leave a mark!
Spooge throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Decent striking displayed by Vini there.

Spooge clinches up with Vini and pushes him back against the cage.
Spooge throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Vini is breathing heavily.
Vini looking for a takedown.
Vini blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge trying to land knees to the body.
Knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Spooge misses with a body punch.
Spooge pushes Vini back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Vini has Spooge pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Spooge manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Spooge.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Vini is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Spooge to keep the fight standing.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vini avoids it.
Vini drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Spooge scores with a hook to the body.
Spooge misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Vini avoids the damage to the body.
Vini blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vini avoids it.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Vini wants a takedown.
Vini tries for a takedown. No joy.

Vini breaks from the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge throws a head kick that misses.
Spooge fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Vini shoots in but doesn't get the takedown

and Spooge moves into the clinch.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Vini.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Vini avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the cage.
Spooge landing knees to the body.
Spooge looking to throw knees to the head but Vini is blocking nicely.
Spooge goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Spooge is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but Vini blocks it.
Spooge missing with knees to the body.
Spooge lands a shot to the body.
Spooge can't find room to land a body shot as Vini controls the action.
Spooge tries to work over Vini's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vini managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spooge with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Vini tries for a takedown but Spooge manages to get underhooks.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Vini is defending well for now.
A hook to the body from Spooge.
Spooge connects with a knee to the head.

It looks like Mathias Vini has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vini blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Vini is defending well for now.
Spooge tries a body shot but Vini blocks it.

Vini breaks the clinch.

Spooge closes the distance and clinches.
Vini avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Vini managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Spooge scores with a shot to the side of Vini's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mathias Vini's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Vini looks for the body kick but Spooge saw that one coming.

Vini bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Spooge throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Spooge tries to clinch but Vini is having none of it.

Vini gets tackled into the cage by Spooge. Spooge maintains the clinch.

Vini turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Vini manages to end up in side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spooge is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Vini asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.

Vini is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Spooge knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.

Vini tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Vini has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vini postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Vini working the body and head with strikes.

Spooge bucks up and manages to escape back to his feet!
Vini moves out of range of the body kick.
Vini throws a right hand that Spooge ducks under and follows up with a left that Spooge also avoids with ease.

Spooge pushes Vini up against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Vini.
Vini is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Spooge is defending well.
A short left from Spooge.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A body shot lands from Spooge.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spooge lands with a short shot to the head.
Spooge lands a knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spooge makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Spooge crunches a lovely knee into Vini's ribcage.
A short body shot lands from Spooge as the two fighters clinch.
Spooge digs a right hand into Vini's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Vini's gas tank.
Vini managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge cracks Vini with a nice body shot.
Spooge throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Vini blocks it with crossed arms.
A hook to the body from Spooge.
Spooge scores a nice knee to the body.
Vini blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Spooge presses Vini against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Loves To Spooge seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vini avoids it.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vini avoids it.
Vini prevents a body shot from Spooge.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge throws a head punch that misses.
Spooge is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Vini is defending well for now.
Spooge misses with a hook to the ribs.
Vini is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Vini avoids the damage to the body.
Vini has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Spooge after a bit of a struggle.
Spooge tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Vini's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Vini tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Spooge just stands there and leans against the cage.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mathias Vini. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Vini blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Spooge lands a nice uppercut.
Vini managing to block the knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge tries to throw a body punch but Vini avoids it by throwing Spooge back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vini tries for a takedown. No joy.
Spooge misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Vini.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Vini wants to take the fight to the mat but Spooge manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Spooge tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Vini avoids it.
Spooge misses with the head strike.
Vini tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Spooge smiles and moves away.

Vini shoots in and bounces Spooge off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.

Spooge has his feet on Vini's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Spooge looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Vini throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Loves To Spooge showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mathias Vini's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Spooge wants to clinch up but Vini keeps it at a distance.
Spooge avoids a kick to the body.
Vini misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Spooge tries to clinch but Vini is having none of it.
Spooge misses with a low kick as Vini jumps back.
As Spooge looks to move away, Vini throws a big counter combo but Spooge just gets out of the way.
A solid body kick from Vini.
Vini throws a sloppy head kick and Spooge moves out of range easily.
Spooge is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Mathias Vini seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Spooge.
Spooge misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spooge lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spooge connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spooge moves out of range of the body kick from Vini.
Spooge steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Vini.
Spooge has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Vini shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That kick from Spooge tenderised Vini's leg. Vini is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spooge scores with a nice strike.

Vini shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Vini was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spooge is trying to buck Vini off.
Loves To Spooge has got the better of the ground game so far.

Spooge throws his opponent off and manages to get back to his feet! Nicely done!
Vini scores with a spinning back kick!
Vini turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Vini tries a head kick but it misses.
Spooge has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Vini finds it's way round the side to connect with Spooge's head.
Both fighters circling a little - Spooge finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Vini keeps the fight on the outside.
Vini shoots for a double leg takedown but Spooge sprawls well. He's pushed Vini's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Mathias Vini. That's going to take a lot out of him.
No luck for Vini with that takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Spooge as Vini shoots in.
Vini sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Nice shot lands for Spooge.
Spooge wants to clinch.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Vini.
Spooge pushes Vini away with a front kick.
Loves To Spooge is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Vini dives in and grabs Spooge's left leg, looking for a takedown. Spooge pushes down on Vini's head and hops out.

Spooge pushes Vini up against the cage in a clinch.
Spooge keeps control of Vini as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Knees to the body from Spooge.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spooge lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Vini or not.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spooge scores with a nice hook to the head.
Spooge lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Spooge obliges.
Spooge scores with a shoulder strike.
Spooge misses with a punch to the body.
Vini avoiding damage as Spooge throws knees to the body.
Spooge doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short right from Spooge.
Spooge tries to land knees in the clinch but Vini avoids the damage to the body.
Spooge with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Spooge tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vini changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Spooge fights it off and pushes away nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vini tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Spooge clinches with his opponent.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Vini on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.

Vini breaks from the clinch.
Mathias Vini has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Vini shoots in looking for a takedown but Spooge manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Vini's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Spooge blocks a jab.
Vini swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Spooge.
Spooge tests Vini's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Loves To Spooge seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Vini scores with a one two! Spooge had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Vini swats away the attempt to clinch by Spooge.
Spooge staying out of range there.
Loves To Spooge is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Vini throws a right hand that Spooge ducks under and follows up with a left that Spooge also avoids with ease.

And that's the end of the fight!
Loves To Spooge comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Spooge has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Shirou Masuda scores the fight 27:30
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 27:30
Judge Yukihiro Yamamoto scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Loves To Spooge!
Loves To Spooge is the new light heavyweight champion!
Loves To Spooge spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.