PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Grant Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Larry Cucumber (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cucumber has chosen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stark
vs
Cucumber

216 cm
18
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
22
130 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Grant Stark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Larry Cucumber!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Tiny Johnson and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Stark closes the distance and clinches.
Stark is looking to take this one to the mat.
Stark drops down looking for an ankle pick but Cucumber pulls his leg out and moves away.
Cucumber should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Stark misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Grant Stark. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Stark gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Cucumber gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Larry Cucumber!