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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ulrich Holworth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodore Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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250 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
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245 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Ulrich Holworth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodore Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Bart Greer and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt catches Holworth with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like Ulrich Holworth has been cut.
Thundercunt dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Thundercunt connects with a jab.
Thundercunt connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Thundercunt lands with a straight right. Holworth didn't see that one coming.
Thundercunt feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Holworth sprawling to the canvas! Holworth rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Thundercunt finish him?!
Holworth is rocked!
Ulrich Holworth's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thundercunt stuns Holworth with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Thundercunt drops Holworth with a huge uppercut! Holworth drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Thundercunt is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Theodore Thundercunt!
A victorious Theodore Thundercunt thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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