PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dimentiy Boykin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Beaumont McHale (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boykin's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Пересмотри. McHale has chosen Half of Fame as his entrance music. Beaumont McHale acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Boykin
vs
McHale

197 cm
43
275 lbs
39 - 35 - 1

182 cm
44
215 lbs
41 - 20 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Dangerous GnP
Counter fighter
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 39 - 35 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dimentiy Boykin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 41 - 20 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Beaumont McHale!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Sergei Dronov and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boykin scores with the left hand. McHale knows he should have avoided that one.
Boykin connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
McHale takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Beaumont McHale has been cut.
McHale misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Boykin is looking to counter punch.
Boykin dips to his left and cracks McHale with an uppercut!
Boykin throws a right hand that McHale ducks under and follows up with a left that McHale also avoids with ease.
McHale slaps away a takedown attempt from Boykin, before circling back to the center of the mat.
No luck for Boykin with that takedown attempt.
A punch lands to the side of McHale 's head but he takes it in his stride.

Boykin waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract McHale. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped McHale to the canvas! Can he finish him!?

McHale is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Boykin postures up from his opponent's guard, before exploding into some vicious ground and pound! McHale covers up, he's hurt! Boykin keeps throwing the strikes, glancing at the referee... Will he stop it?? One more big shot from Boykin and the ref steps in to end the fight! Boykin can't hide his delight as he celebrates with his corner.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dimentiy Boykin!
A very excited looking Dimentiy Boykin made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.