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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ode Jokinen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabolinen Steroidi Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anabolinen Steroidi Jr will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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150 lbs
21 - 14 - 4 |
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177 cm
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158 lbs
29 - 12 - 2 |
Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
21 - 14 - 4, fighting out of London, Ode Jokinen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
29 - 12 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steroidi Jr throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Steroidi Jr avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Steroidi Jr checks a leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jokinen.
Steroidi Jr misses with a low kick.
Steroidi Jr on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Jokinen. Jokinen obviously looking to wear him down.
A slow jab from Steroidi Jr misses its intended target.
Steroidi Jr cracks the inside of Jokinen's front leg.
Steroidi Jr throws a leg kick but Jokinen sees it coming and moves out of range.
Steroidi Jr takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jokinen uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Steroidi Jr.
Nice defenses there by Jokinen.
Jokinen throws a wild body kick that Steroidi Jr sees coming a mile off.
Steroidi Jr slips a straight right by Jokinen.
That kick from Jokinen tenderised Steroidi Jr's leg. Steroidi Jr is trying to keep his angry face on.
Jokinen misses with a head kick.
Jokinen throws a hook to the side of Steroidi Jr's head but Steroidi Jr sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Steroidi Jr bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Steroidi Jr grinds an elbow into Jokinen's temple.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr cracks Jokinen with a big right hand but Jokinen just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Jokinen can't do much from the bottom here.
Jokinen is trying to improve his position.
Jokinen manages to work his way to half guard, despite Steroidi Jr's best efforts.
Steroidi Jr seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jokinen does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jokinen keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Steroidi Jr wants to control but Jokinen is keeping him busy.
Jokinen is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Steroidi Jr pulls his head out easily.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the action but Jokinen is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jokinen is looking to control Steroidi Jr's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Jokinen avoid being mounted?
The fighters are battling for position here. Jokinen manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jokinen wants to sweep but no luck.
Jokinen is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Steroidi Jr defends well.
Jokinen working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr wants to control from the top but Jokinen keeps moving.
Steroidi Jr throws a big elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the position from guard on top but Jokinen is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Steroidi Jr stopping the sweep attempt from Jokinen.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Jokinen checks the leg kick.
And Jokinen counters with a quick kick to the body but Steroidi Jr blocks it.
Steroidi Jr scores with a nice right hand.
Jokinen ducks under a wild hook from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr misses with a head kick.
Jokinen looks for the body kick but Steroidi Jr saw that one coming.
Steroidi Jr is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Steroidi Jr lands with a hook. Jokinen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The fight stays on the outside here - Steroidi Jr looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Steroidi Jr looks to throw the jab but Jokinen is out of range.
Steroidi Jr slips under a jab from Jokinen.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Steroidi Jr, right into the meat.
Steroidi Jr pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Steroidi Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jokinen was well out of range. Poor timing from Steroidi Jr.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jokinen throws a body kick that misses.
Steroidi Jr throws a hook but Jokinen blocks it.
Jokinen looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Steroidi Jr scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Steroidi Jr fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jokinen throwing a counter right hand but Steroidi Jr manages to avoid it.
Steroidi Jr blocks a leg kick.
Steroidi Jr scores with a jab to the jaw.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Good leg kick by Jokinen there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Jokinen leaves Steroidi Jr with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
A telegraphed right hand from Steroidi Jr misses the target.
Jokinen tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jokinen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Steroidi Jr catches Jokinen with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Steroidi Jr throws out a loose jab but Jokinen uses good head movement to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Jokinen on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
A big left from Steroidi Jr misses.
Jokinen takes a swing at Steroidi Jr's ribcage but misses.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr throws an off balance right hand
and Jokinen counters with a straight right hand.
Steroidi Jr throws a hook to the side of Jokinen's head but Jokinen sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Steroidi Jr throws a jab but it's blocked by Jokinen.
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice defenses there by Jokinen.
Nice defenses there by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr throws a nice looking combination but Jokinen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Steroidi Jr tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Jokinen half committed to a counter leg kick.
Steroidi Jr looks to throw a body kick
and Jokinen counters with a straight right hand.
Steroidi Jr looks to throw the jab but Jokinen is out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Steroidi Jr as he connects with a hook.
Jokinen checks the leg kick nicely there.
A head kick misses from Jokinen.
Steroidi Jr misses with a hook
and Jokinen counters with a straight right hand.
Steroidi Jr misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Jokinen counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Jokinen shoots in for a takedown but Steroidi Jr shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Steroidi Jr misses with a hook.
A quick step to the side and Jokinen tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jokinen misses with an uppercut. Steroidi Jr saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jokinen scores with a shot to the body.
Jokinen scores with a hook.
Jokinen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Steroidi Jr tries to counter with a clinch but Jokinen shakes him off and moves away.
Jokinen on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Steroidi Jr scores with a leg kick.
Jokinen misses with a low kick.
Jokinen misses with a wild body shot.
Steroidi Jr lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Jokinen throws a body shot but no joy.
Jokinen defending well as Steroidi Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Steroidi Jr lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jokinen circles away quickly and effectively.
Steroidi Jr takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Jokinen lands a nice hook to Steroidi Jr's body. Steroidi Jr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Steroidi Jr throws a jab when Jokinen was well out of range.
Jokinen blocks a jab.
Jokinen lets loose with a powerful body kick. Steroidi Jr will feel that in the morning.
Jokinen moves out of range as Steroidi Jr throws a body kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jokinen.
Nice sprawl there from Steroidi Jr as Jokinen shoots in.
Jokinen tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Steroidi Jr is able to avoid easily.
A good leg kick by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jokinen counters with a two punch combo.
Jokinen throws the left hand but Steroidi Jr avoids the punch easily.
Steroidi Jr misses the shot to the body.
Donk. Steroidi Jr catches Jokinen right on the button with a cross.
Jokinen throws a head kick but Steroidi Jr moves out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Steroidi Jr cracks Jokinen with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jokinen tried to score with a low kick but Steroidi Jr checks it.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Steroidi Jr throws the left hand but Jokinen avoids the punch easily.
Steroidi Jr throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jokinen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Jokinen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Steroidi Jr is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jokinen had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Steroidi Jr chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Steroidi Jr throws out a leg kick but Jokinen moves out of range and Steroidi Jr only half commits.
A slow jab from Jokinen misses its intended target.
Jokinen tries to score with a low kick but Steroidi Jr moves his leg out of the way.
Steroidi Jr steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Jokinen. That one must have hurt.
A jab from Steroidi Jr finds it's way through Jokinen's defenses.
Jokinen defending well as Steroidi Jr loads up on a big left hand.
Steroidi Jr moves to clinch but Jokinen breaks away
and Jokinen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Steroidi Jr blocks a head kick by Jokinen.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Steroidi Jr misses.
Steroidi Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Jokinen sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A jab from Steroidi Jr finds it's way through Jokinen's defenses.
Steroidi Jr tries to land a leg kick but Jokinen saw it coming and moves away.
Jokinen throws a sloppy head kick and Steroidi Jr moves out of range easily.
Steroidi Jr throws a counter combo.
Steroidi Jr throws a quick inside leg kick.
Steroidi Jr misses with a hook.
Jokinen throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Steroidi Jr misses with a left hand
and Jokinen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A swing and a miss from Jokinen.
Jokinen blocks a jab.
Jokinen misses with a straight left.
Despite the aggression on Steroidi Jr's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
A leg kick checked by Jokinen.
Steroidi Jr is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jokinen sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jokinen lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Anabolinen Steroidi Jr.
Well Steroidi Jr has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 9:10
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 9:10
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 9:10
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
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hype
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