PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiki Toke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and BitchFace PoopyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). PoopyPants comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Deathly Quiet kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Tiki Toke had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 206.3lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Toke
vs
PoopyPants

183 cm
36
220 lbs
24 - 20 - 2

197 cm
37
222 lbs
29 - 19 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Tiki Toke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 19 - 0, fighting out of New York, BitchFace PoopyPants!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Paul Aken and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
PoopyPants scores with a decent looking hook.
PoopyPants paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
PoopyPants stuns Toke with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
PoopyPants lands with a cross.
PoopyPants swings for the body but Toke moves out of range.
PoopyPants connects with a right hand. Toke shakes it off.
PoopyPants has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Toke is landing a low percentage of strikes.

PoopyPants lands a left and a right that send Toke crashing to the mat, dazed. PoopyPants thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
PoopyPants jabs Toke right on the nose. Toke blinks but takes it well.

Toke is rocked!

PoopyPants darts in and clinches Toke up against the ropes.
Oh Toke is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Toke pushes PoopyPants back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Toke seems to have got his legs back now.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
PoopyPants misses with a hook to the ribs.
PoopyPants throws an elbow that misses.
A short right hand to the side of the head by PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands an elbow just above Toke 's eye.
PoopyPants gets through Toke's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants taking a breather.
PoopyPants works on Toke's body with a couple of short punches.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
PoopyPants keeps control of Toke as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
PoopyPants pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
PoopyPants misses with a punch to the body.
Toke lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Toke takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
PoopyPants creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Toke's defenses.

Toke breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Toke on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Toke is breathing heavily.

PoopyPants has closed the distance and engaged Toke in a clinch.
Toke wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but PoopyPants has him pressed against the ropes.
PoopyPants tries a body shot but Toke blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toke lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of PoopyPants backwards.
PoopyPants lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands a body shot.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toke swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nice body punch from PoopyPants.
Toke takes an elbow to the temple.
PoopyPants lands on the inside with an uppercut.
A right hand to the body from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Toke has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
A right handed body shot lands from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants cracks Toke with a nice body shot.
PoopyPants tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
PoopyPants lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
PoopyPants tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Toke's elbow.
PoopyPants lands with a short shot to the head.
PoopyPants misses with a body punch.
PoopyPants lands a nice uppercut.
PoopyPants lands a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants misses with a shot to the kidneys.
PoopyPants lands a hook that snaps the head of Toke backwards.
PoopyPants lands an elbow inside.
PoopyPants doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

PoopyPants has picked Toke up - he's going for a ride! PoopyPants dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.

PoopyPants is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Toke defends it well.
Toke won't allow PoopyPants to pass to mount.
PoopyPants not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
PoopyPants tries to pass the half guard into mount. Toke knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
PoopyPants controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Toke does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
PoopyPants thows a huge punch but Toke dodges it nicely.
Toke might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
PoopyPants is pressing down on Toke's thigh, looking to free his foot. Toke is holding on for now.

PoopyPants is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Toke has managed to free his arm - good work.
PoopyPants is trying to control the action in half guard but Toke is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

PoopyPants smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
PoopyPants ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Toke throws an uppercut from half a mile away. PoopyPants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
PoopyPants misses with a series of wild punches.
It looked like Toke wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
PoopyPants has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
PoopyPants misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
PoopyPants lands a nice shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
PoopyPants scores with a hook.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body. Toke takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Toke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Toke on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
PoopyPants comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
PoopyPants tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Toke half committed to a counter leg kick.

PoopyPants shoots in and gets a takedown into Toke's guard.
PoopyPants trying to control the position from guard on top but Toke is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

PoopyPants has gone for a leg lock! Toke slips out almost immediately though and dives into PoopyPants's guard.

PoopyPants looking for a guillotine here but Toke defends easily.

PoopyPants is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Toke defends well.
Toke tries to stand but PoopyPants is controlling from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Toke manages to get himself to full guard.

Toke working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
PoopyPants is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
PoopyPants trying to control but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants advances position into side control!
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants tries to score with some ground and pound. Toke controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Toke haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Toke is trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

PoopyPants wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Toke, who protects the arm well.
Toke on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Toke tries to improve position but can't.

PoopyPants tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no PoopyPants has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
PoopyPants trying to control the position but Toke is working away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Toke being controlled for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

BitchFace PoopyPants showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

PoopyPants moves into range and clinches up with Toke.
PoopyPants tries to work over Toke's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, PoopyPants just misses with a elbow thrown towards Toke's brow.
Toke is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
PoopyPants scores with a hook to the body.

PoopyPants lands a takedown into guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Toke keeping moving, preventing PoopyPants from controlling successfully.
PoopyPants with a flurry of punches that miss.
PoopyPants sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Toke's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toke tries to get to full guard but PoopyPants has control of the leg.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Toke avoiding damage under a succession of punches from PoopyPants.
PoopyPants trying to control the action but Toke is working from the bottom.
PoopyPants works his way into full mount!

PoopyPants looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Toke avoids a series of strikes thrown by PoopyPants.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants is stalling here but it's allowed Toke to get half guard.
PoopyPants wants to free his trapped foot but Toke is holding on for dear life with his legs.
PoopyPants thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Toke's head.
PoopyPants seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
PoopyPants works his way into side control.
PoopyPants working the ground and pound but Toke is defending the strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

PoopyPants is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Toke knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
PoopyPants advances nicely into full mount.
PoopyPants wants to take Toke's back but he can't do it this time.
Toke holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as PoopyPants tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
PoopyPants throws an elbow from mount that misses. Lucky escape for Toke because PoopyPants loaded up on that one.
PoopyPants punching from mount but Toke doing a good job of avoiding damage.
BitchFace PoopyPants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
PoopyPants fails to advance to Toke's back.
PoopyPants throwing strikes here but Toke is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
PoopyPants looking to control but Toke is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Poor strikes thrown by PoopyPants there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
PoopyPants takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
PoopyPants wants to control the pace but Toke is squirming around nicely.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
PoopyPants sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
BitchFace PoopyPants comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well PoopyPants has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Aafke Stam scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... BitchFace PoopyPants!
BitchFace PoopyPants made sure to mention his sponsor, GREEN!160 in his post fight interview.