PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Combo King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

WawaWeeeeewaaaa
vs
King

170 cm
25
170 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

185 cm
24
167 lbs
8 - 10 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Combo King!
The judges for this bout are , Timothy Bukovac and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King misses with a wild combination.
King misses with the combination.
King slips a jab and a cross from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from King! But no joy.

King clinches.

King breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
An inside leg kick from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
King throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
King wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa fakes high and swings low for a body shot but King manages to avoid it.
King has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as WawaWeeeeewaaaa is landing a low percentage of strikes.
King tries to clinch up but WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away and keeps his distance.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa tried to counter with a leg kick but King avoided it.
King connects with a good right hand that stumbles WawaWeeeeewaaaa. WawaWeeeeewaaaa circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a body shot but no joy.
King displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws out the jab.
King showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.
King throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a right and a left that both miss.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination but it was largely blocked by King.
King closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
King lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
King uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks a head kick by King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a shot from downtown. King moves away and avoids it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
King throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A right-left combo lands from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a jab, cross combination.
A punch lands to the side of WawaWeeeeewaaaa 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Crunch! King slams his shin into WawaWeeeeewaaaa's torso.
King looks to land a right hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King is looking to clinch but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is avoiding it.
As King backs away, WawaWeeeeewaaaa returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
A punch combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses.

King drives through and clinches with WawaWeeeeewaaaa against the cage.

King breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
King throws a lazy right hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
It looked like WawaWeeeeewaaaa was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
King is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a jab when King was well out of range.
King throws a lazy uppercut
and WawaWeeeeewaaaa counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A head kick misses from King.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses the shot to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa moves out of range of the strikes.
King pulls out of a head kick attempt.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands the left hand.

King is rocked!
King throws a hook but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids it easily.
King is still on wobbly legs! Can WawaWeeeeewaaaa finish him?
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a series of punches but King avoids them all with ease.
King leaves his chin hanging out and WawaWeeeeewaaaa seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! King crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa thanked the fans post fight for their support.