PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Roman Reigns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pillow Hands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Reigns
vs
Hands

174 cm
18
234 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

210 cm
25
260 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Roman Reigns!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Pillow Hands!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Reigns fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Hands, pushing him back against the cage.
Hands lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Reigns backwards.
Reigns looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Reigns has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Hands avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Reigns is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Hands is keeping busy.
Hands's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Reigns tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hands just stands there and leans against the cage.
Reigns could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Hands lands a body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hands makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Hands gets underhooks to prevent Reigns's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Roman Reigns. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Reigns is breathing heavily.
Hands lands a body shot in the clinch.
Hands displaying some good clinch control by pressing Reigns up against the cage.
Reigns is trying to pull guard but Hands has him pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee calls for Hands to work.
Hands lands a left hand.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
Hands stalls.
Hands throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Hands wants to break the clinch but can't.
A shot in the inside from Hands.
A hook to the body from Hands.
Hands stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A frustrated look appears on Hands's face as he tries to break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reigns jumps guard but Hands stands there with Reigns around his waist. Reigns gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hands lands a body shot.
Hands scores with a hook to the body.
Hands lands a nice shot to the body.
Hands is working Reigns over against the cage.
Hands tries to break free but Reigns pushes him back against the cage.

Hands's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hands scores with a crisp jab that stopped Reigns in his tracks.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hands circles away from the clinch attempt
and Hands counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Reigns on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hands catches Reigns with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Hands lands a lovely overhand right.
Hands scores with a jab to the body.
Reigns takes one on the button.
Hands with a jab.
Hands scores with a nice right hand.
Hands jabs Reigns right on the nose. Reigns blinks but takes it well.
Reigns shoots and misses
and Hands counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Reigns thinking.
Pillow Hands is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Hands scores with a hook to the body. Reigns takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Hands listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hands lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hands wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hands connects with a nice looking jab.
Hands fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hands scores with a nice head shot.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Hands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Hands lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hands scores with a nice strike.
A left lands for Hands.
Hands cracks Reigns with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
A right-left combo lands from Hands.
Hands scores with a punch to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pillow Hands dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hands lands with a straight right. Reigns didn't see that one coming.
Reigns has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Reigns there as he acknowledges the shot.
Hands takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Pillow Hands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Reigns is trying hard to land a takedown here. Hands sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Hands throws out a counter right but Reigns avoids it with no problem.
Reigns takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Reigns takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hands changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Roman Reigns is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hands lands a jab to the nose.
Hands thuds his right hand into Reigns's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Reigns misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Hands! But no joy.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hands scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Hands cracks Reigns with a good jab.
Reigns is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Reigns takes one to the chin there.
Nice body punch from Hands.
A jab lands there for Hands.
Roman Reigns seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hands connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Hands smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Hands lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hands scores with a nice right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Reigns takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Hands lands with a hook. Reigns tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Hands thuds a left hand into Reigns's body.
Nice cross by Hands.
Nice shot by Hands.
Reigns takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Hands lands a jab to the nose.
Reigns looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Hands works Reigns's body with a nice hook.
A left and a right from Hands both land. Nice combination.
Hands scores with a nice head shot.
Hands cracks Reigns with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

Reigns is rocked!
Hands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hands lands an overhand right.
Oh Reigns is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hands cracks Reigns with a right hand to the side of the head.
Reigns ducks right into an uppercut from Hands.
Hands dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Reigns seems to have got his legs back now.
Hands stalks Reigns and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Reigns's face. Reigns staggers backwards, shaken.
Reigns on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Hands fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Reigns to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Reigns looks to clinch but Hands throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Reigns taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Pillow Hands!
Pillow Hands took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'You sucked at WWE, now you came to suck on the octagon? Do something useful and kill yourself, Reigns, my bitch'.