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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Joao De Santo Cristo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anabolinen Steroidi Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). De Santo Cristo kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Que país é esse?. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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157 lbs
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158 lbs
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BJJ Red Belt
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 6 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joao De Santo Cristo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
27 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
De Santo Cristo throws out a leg kick but Steroidi Jr moves out of range and De Santo Cristo only half commits.
De Santo Cristo swats away the attempt to clinch by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr closes the distance and clinches.
Steroidi Jr wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
De Santo Cristo can't find room to land a body shot as Steroidi Jr controls the action.
A head punch on the inside from Steroidi Jr fails to land.
Steroidi Jr stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Steroidi Jr escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Steroidi Jr lands with a thumping leg kick.
Steroidi Jr lands with an uppercut that bounces De Santo Cristo off the cage and back into range.
De Santo Cristo misses the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Steroidi Jr looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Steroidi Jr works his foot free and advances to mount.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steroidi Jr takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
De Santo Cristo working to try and regain half guard.
De Santo Cristo wants to hold on but Steroidi Jr pushes him away.
Steroidi Jr has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of De Santo Cristo's face.
De Santo Cristo sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Steroidi Jr missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Steroidi Jr lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Steroidi Jr looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Steroidi Jr lands a nice short elbow.
Steroidi Jr tries to pass the half guard into mount. De Santo Cristo knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
De Santo Cristo wants to improve his position but Steroidi Jr is controlling well.
Steroidi Jr is trying to control. De Santo Cristo wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
De Santo Cristo trying to hold on to Steroidi Jr's head to control him but Steroidi Jr postures up.
Steroidi Jr content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed De Santo Cristo's head.
Steroidi Jr wants to take a breather but De Santo Cristo is having none of it.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Steroidi Jr controlling the pace.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
De Santo Cristo shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Steroidi Jr defends it nicely.
Steroidi Jr tries to counter by closing the distance.
Steroidi Jr lands with a good body shot.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Steroidi Jr lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and De Santo Cristo has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from De Santo Cristo and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
De Santo Cristo moves in looking to clinch but Steroidi Jr pushes him off.
Steroidi Jr throws a big shot that misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
De Santo Cristo finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
De Santo Cristo shoots in looking for a takedown. Steroidi Jr tries to sprawl out of it but De Santo Cristo keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Steroidi Jr manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as De Santo Cristo checks a leg kick.
Steroidi Jr throws a quick inside leg kick.
De Santo Cristo takes one on the chin but seems OK.
De Santo Cristo tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Steroidi Jr tries to counter with a clinch but De Santo Cristo shakes him off and moves away.
De Santo Cristo tries for a takedown but Steroidi Jr sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joao De Santo Cristo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
De Santo Cristo will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Steroidi Jr misses with a looping right.
De Santo Cristo tries to move into range but Steroidi Jr moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Steroidi Jr connects with a crisp jab.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
De Santo Cristo gets caught flat footed, as Steroidi Jr shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
De Santo Cristo looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
De Santo Cristo pulls Steroidi Jr in close to prevent any damage.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr wants to control from the top but De Santo Cristo keeps moving.
De Santo Cristo looking to control.
Steroidi Jr keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of De Santo Cristo's head.
Steroidi Jr showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
De Santo Cristo wants to sweep but no luck.
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.
De Santo Cristo keeping full guard, as Steroidi Jr tries to pass.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Steroidi Jr being controlled here momentarily.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Steroidi Jr lands with a hook. De Santo Cristo tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
That kick from Steroidi Jr tenderised De Santo Cristo's leg. De Santo Cristo is trying to keep his angry face on.
De Santo Cristo slips a jab from Steroidi Jr.
De Santo Cristo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr drives through and clinches with De Santo Cristo against the cage.
Steroidi Jr breaks from the clinch.
Steroidi Jr shoots in looking for a takedown. De Santo Cristo tries to sprawl out of it but Steroidi Jr keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. De Santo Cristo manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Steroidi Jr moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Good work by Steroidi Jr as he checks the leg kick.
De Santo Cristo shoots for a double leg takedown but Steroidi Jr sprawls well. He's pushed De Santo Cristo's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
De Santo Cristo ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
De Santo Cristo misses with a double jab.
Steroidi Jr pivots, looking for a leg kick but De Santo Cristo is out of range and Steroidi Jr settles back down.
De Santo Cristo thuds a left hand into Steroidi Jr's body.
Steroidi Jr keeps the fight on the outside.
A big left from Steroidi Jr misses.
Steroidi Jr tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but De Santo Cristo was well out of range. Poor timing from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Steroidi Jr with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Steroidi Jr pivots, looking for a leg kick but De Santo Cristo is out of range and Steroidi Jr settles back down.
De Santo Cristo lands with an uppercut that bounces Steroidi Jr off the cage and back into range.
Steroidi Jr feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits De Santo Cristos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Steroidi Jr shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Steroidi Jr was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
This has been an exciting period of action!
De Santo Cristo can't do much from the bottom here.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Steroidi Jr lands a nice forearm strike.
De Santo Cristo is looking to reverse the position.
Steroidi Jr controlling the position.
Steroidi Jr tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Steroidi Jr trying to control the position but De Santo Cristo is working away.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr tries to advance to mount but De Santo Cristo denies him.
De Santo Cristo wants to control but Steroidi Jr postures up.
Steroidi Jr sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but De Santo Cristo is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
De Santo Cristo manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Steroidi Jr trying to control here.
De Santo Cristo trying to control from half guard but Steroidi Jr is working away.
De Santo Cristo working the head and body with strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Steroidi Jr has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 9:10
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 9:10
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 9:10
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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