PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobo Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rancho Wildslap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wildslap has chosen Rawhide as his entrance music. Bobo Clown has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Clown
vs
Wildslap

220 cm
28
277 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

190 cm
25
240 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very strong

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobo Clown!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rancho Wildslap!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Clown drives through with a takedown into guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Clown postures up.
Clown wants to control from the top but Wildslap keeps moving.
Wildslap has momentary wrist control but Clown slips an elbow through the middle.
Clown will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Clown postures up in Wildslap's guard and throws a big left but Wildslap blocks it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Wildslap is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Clown throwing strikes but missing.
Clown in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Wildslap throws his legs up looking for a submission but Clown uses it to pass to side control.
Wildslap is looking to regain half guard here but Clown keeps moving and retains side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wildslap takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Wildslap tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Clown wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Clown working the ground and pound.
Clown has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Wildslap tries to improve position but can't.
Clown is chipping away with strikes.

Clown thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Clown is looking to take a break and control but Wildslap is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wildslap tries to improve position but can't.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wildslap manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Wildslap content to control rather than advance.
Clown trying to control from the bottom.
Wildslap performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wildslap trying to pass the guard but Clown defending well.
Wildslap controlling the action here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Wildslap thows a huge punch but Clown dodges it nicely.
Clown is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wildslap controlling the action here.
Clown keeps control of the position for the meantime.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Wildslap misses with a low kick as Clown jumps back.

Clown gets the takedown into side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobo Clown dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Clown shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Wildslap manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Wildslap preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Wildslap is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Clown trying to control the position from guard on top but Wildslap is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Wildslap looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Clown not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clown advances to half guard.

Clown is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Wildslap doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Clown.

Wildslap looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wildslap is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Wildslap is trying to control but can't.
Wildslap tries to get to full guard but Clown has control of the leg.
Clown lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.

Clown is looking for a kimura but Wildslap is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Clown to get the leverage.

Clown is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Wildslap has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Wildslap is looking to improve his position.
Wildslap is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Clown scores with a couple of nice shots.
Wildslap tries to get to full guard but Clown has control of the leg.

Clown is working for a kimura but Wildslap is defending it quite comfortably.

Clown is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Wildslap is just riding it out for now. Clown eventually gives up the hold.
Wildslap is pressing down on Clown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Wildslap had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Clown defends it easily.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Clown's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Clown stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Wildslap swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Clown cracks Wildslap with a solid left hand.
Clown working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Wildslap is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Clown makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Wildslap keeping moving, preventing Clown from controlling successfully.
Clown won't allow Wildslap to sweep him here.
Clown is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Wildslap can do to turn this around?
Clown content to stall in guard here.
Bobo Clown overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.

Wildslap looking for a guillotine here but Clown defends easily.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Wildslap can do anything to dispel that myth.
Wildslap is breathing heavily.

Wildslap throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Clown escapes and throws Wildslap's legs to the side, diving into side control!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bobo Clown dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Clown connects with a high kick.

Clown drives through and clinches with Wildslap against the cage.
Clown lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Wildslap has picked Clown up - he's going for a ride! Wildslap dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Clown is looking to improve his position.
Wildslap looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Wildslap is trying to advance to mount but he's lost his balance and Clown reverses the position - he's now on top in Wildslap's guard.

Wildslap is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Clown is aware though and is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clown wants to control from the top but Wildslap keeps moving.
Clown advances position into side control!
Wildslap sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.
Clown moves into full mount! Wildslap won't be happy about that!

Clown jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Wildslap manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Wildslap is looking to reverse the position.
Rancho Wildslap has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Wildslap takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clown lands a few punches from side control.
Clown lands an elbow.
Clown trying to control the action but Wildslap is working from the bottom.
Wildslap is working to avoid the ground and pound but Clown connects with a decent elbow.
Wildslap tries to improve position but can't.

Clown is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Wildslap looks calm but he's in trouble here. Clown gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Wildslap is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Clown lets go of the hold and Wildslap can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Bobo Clown!
A very excited looking Bobo Clown made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.