PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kanga Roos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lamont Banner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kanga Roos is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Roos
vs
Banner

190 cm
27
212 lbs
9 - 10 - 0

185 cm
38
218 lbs
26 - 22 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kanga Roos!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 22 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Lamont Banner!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Hirohito Nitta and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Roos.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Banner.

Roos shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Roos is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Roos prevents Banner from improving his position.

Banner looking for submissions off his back.
Roos working the head and body with strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Banner is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Roos pulls his head out easily.
Banner is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Roos scores with a couple of nice shots.
Banner is looking to escape.

Roos is trying to work for a kimura but Banner is defending well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Roos slips a nice elbow through Banner's hands, connecting with Banner's forehead.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Roos is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Banner is trying to stand up here but Roos is controlling him well.
Roos landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Roos scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Banner is rocked!
Roos prevents Banner from improving his position.
Banner is still in real trouble! Can Roos finish him?
Roos scores with a big shot! Banner's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Banner! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kanga Roos!
After the big win, Kanga Roos made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Urban Fighter and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.