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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Anabolinen Steroidi Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matti Teitsi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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158 lbs
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140 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
19 - 18 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Matti Teitsi!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Kenichi Hosakawa and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Steroidi Jr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Teitsi takes a swing at Steroidi Jr's ribcage but misses.
That kick from Steroidi Jr tenderised Teitsi's leg. Teitsi is trying to keep his angry face on.
Steroidi Jr tries for a takedown but Teitsi sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Steroidi Jr connects with a solid leg kick.
Steroidi Jr feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Steroidi Jr sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Teitsi's guard.
Teitsi wants to improve his position but Steroidi Jr is controlling well.
Teitsi is trying to maintain the position but Steroidi Jr is very close to passing his half guard.
Steroidi Jr content to control rather than advance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Teitsi is not content to let Steroidi Jr control the position.
Teitsi wants to control but Steroidi Jr is keeping busy.
Steroidi Jr working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Steroidi Jr is trying to control. Teitsi wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Steroidi Jr slows the pace down in half guard.
Teitsi trying to control here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Steroidi Jr lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Teitsi wants to control but Steroidi Jr is keeping busy.
Steroidi Jr is looking to advance position but Teitsi won't allow it.
Steroidi Jr looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Steroidi Jr content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Steroidi Jr is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Teitsi trying to control from the bottom.
Teitsi avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr winds up and cracks Teitsi with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Steroidi Jr not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Ground and pound from Steroidi Jr.
Teitsi wants to get back to full guard.
Steroidi Jr trying to control from half guard but Teitsi is working away.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Teitsi has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Steroidi Jr is working away from the top position though.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Teitsi keeps working.
Steroidi Jr will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Teitsi blocking the ground and pound attempt from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr content to control rather than advance.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Steroidi Jr misses with a straight left.
Steroidi Jr blocks a leg kick.
Steroidi Jr throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Teitsi on the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Steroidi Jr.
The fighters circle momentarily. Steroidi Jr darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Teitsi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Steroidi Jr to score with a decent uppercut.
Steroidi Jr jabbing away but nothing is landing.
That's five minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr lands a jab to the head.
An inside leg kick lands from Steroidi Jr.
A swing and a miss from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Teitsi walks into a straight right hand from Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr tries to work over Teitsi's front leg with a kick but Teitsi checks it.
Teitsi feints a counter leg kick.
Teitsi on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Steroidi Jr misses with a looping right.
Steroidi Jr scores with a spinning back kick!
Teitsi takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Steroidi Jr with a hook.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Steroidi Jr connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
That's six minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Teitsi.
Steroidi Jr misses with a low kick.
Steroidi Jr fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Teitsi has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Steroidi Jr sizes up Teitsi with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Steroidi Jr lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Steroidi Jr misses with a low kick.
Teitsi takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Steroidi Jr pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Teitsi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A leg kick checked by Teitsi.
Steroidi Jr throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Teitsi.
Teitsi feints the counter takedown.
Steroidi Jr is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A clash of legs there as Teitsi blocks the low kick.
Steroidi Jr cracks a nice hook into Teitsi's ribs.
That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Teitsi on his heels. He'll look to pass Teitsi's guard now, I'm sure.
Teitsi is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Teitsi wants to sweep but no luck.
Teitsi is trying to control the position but Steroidi Jr postures up.
Teitsi can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Steroidi Jr controls the pace.
Teitsi looking to control.
Teitsi has his hands on Steroidi Jr's head, controlling the position.
That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Steroidi Jr looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Steroidi Jr misses with the combination.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Steroidi Jr.
Steroidi Jr connects with a right hand. Teitsi shakes it off.
Steroidi Jr connects with a single shot there.
Teitsi moves out of range as Steroidi Jr strikes.
Teitsi throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Steroidi Jr lands a jab to the nose.
That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Teitsi looks to land a combination but Steroidi Jr avoids it well.
Steroidi Jr throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Teitsi sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Some bone on bone action there as Teitsi checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Teitsi with the counter takedown but Steroidi Jr avoids it easily.
Teitsi drops his hands momentarily and Steroidi Jr takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Good work by Teitsi as he checks the leg kick.
Teitsi cracks Steroidi Jr with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Steroidi Jr lands with a cross.
Steroidi Jr connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Steroidi Jr gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Steroidi Jr takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Teitsi throws a front kick aimed at Steroidi Jr's knee but Steroidi Jr avoids it well.
Steroidi Jr is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Teitsi on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Steroidi Jr. Steroidi Jr obviously looking to wear him down.
And that's the end of the fight!
Anabolinen Steroidi Jr showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Steroidi Jr has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 10:9
Judge Kenichi Hosakawa scores the fight 10:9
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 10:9
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anabolinen Steroidi Jr!
After winning the bout, Anabolinen Steroidi Jr thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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RATING
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