PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Tyrone The Crack Head (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Crack Head comes to the cage accompanied by Mr. Flamboyant. Jenkins has chosen Rock On as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Crack Head
vs
Jenkins

150 cm
21
140 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

184 cm
27
135 lbs
11 - 12 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Great elbows
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Tyrone The Crack Head!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leeroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins tries to circle away but The Crack Head has him pinned against the cage.
Jenkins wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.

Jenkins escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Crack Head throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Jenkins counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The Crack Head looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Jenkins throws a counter combo.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head pivots, looking for a leg kick but Jenkins is out of range and The Crack Head settles back down.
Jenkins only half commits to the counter leg kick.

The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a damaging elbow.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
Our sources have told us that The Crack Head has been working on his elbows in the gym.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
Jenkins is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Crack Head effectively controlling the action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins has thrown a lot of knees so far in this fight and we're lead to believe that's something he's been working on the gym prior to this fight.
The Crack Head with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jenkins working aggressively here.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Jenkins is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. The Crack Head is defending well for now.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins looking to slow down the pace here.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jenkins throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by The Crack Head.

The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break the clinch but The Crack Head is controlling the position.
The Crack Head keeps control of Jenkins as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Jenkins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenkins blocks the body kick.
Tyrone The Crack Head seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.

The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins is trying to push The Crack Head away but The Crack Head has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head looking to throw knees to the head but Jenkins is blocking nicely.
The Crack Head holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jenkins dodges an elbow strike from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

Jenkins breaks the clinch.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and keeps coming.
The Crack Head throws a sloppy head kick and Jenkins moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins scores with a head kick.
Jenkins thows a body kick. The Crack Head tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch but Jenkins is avoiding it.
Jenkins blocks a head kick by The Crack Head.
Jenkins scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jenkins takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.

The Crack Head moves into the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
Jenkins can't break the clinch.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
Jenkins wants to get back to striking at distance but The Crack Head won't allow it.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

The Crack Head blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Tyrone The Crack Head is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
The Crack Head seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Jenkins throws a quick head kick that skims the top of The Crack Head's head.

The Crack Head has closed the distance and engaged Jenkins in a clinch.

Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jenkins misses with a leg kick.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.

The Crack Head clinches up with Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Crack Head misses with a hook to the ribs.
Tyrone The Crack Head has scored more points in the clinch so far.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.
The Crack Head landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jenkins swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but Jenkins blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
The Crack Head utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
The Crack Head blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as The Crack Head takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
The Crack Head connects with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head missing with knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head slowing the pace effectively.
The Crack Head's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
The Crack Head is pushing Jenkins up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The Crack Head gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pushed against the cage.

Jenkins manages to break the clinch.
The Crack Head is looking to clinch.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the ribs.
Jenkins buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
The Crack Head throws a leg kick
and Jenkins counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Crack Head misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries to clinch up but Jenkins circles away and keeps his distance.
Jenkins lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

The Crack Head closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Crack Head is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jenkins can do to turn this around?
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
Jenkins wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jenkins blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head has Jenkins pressed against the cage, preventing Jenkins from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
The Crack Head misses with an elbow strike.
The Crack Head stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.

Jenkins breaks from the clinch.
A clash of legs there as Jenkins blocks the low kick.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up but Jenkins swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Crack Head fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenkins.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

The Crack Head rushes Jenkins and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tyrone The Crack Head dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

The Crack Head walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jenkins checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The Crack Head throws a body kick that misses
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Good leg kick by Jenkins there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
The Crack Head takes a kick to the side of the head.
Jenkins throws a head kick that half lands.
The Crack Head takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The Crack Head tries a head kick but it misses.
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

The Crack Head pushes Jenkins up against the cage in a clinch.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.
Jenkins is trying to break free.

Jenkins breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Jenkins.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Crack Head gets a clinch.
The Crack Head lands a nice knee to the body.
The Crack Head scores with a knee to the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Jenkins looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Knees in the clinch landing for The Crack Head.
The Crack Head crunches a lovely knee into Jenkins's ribcage.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
The Crack Head throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head lands a good knee to the midsection. Jenkins won't want to take too many of those.

Jenkins breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Crack Head tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jenkins paws at him with a jab and circles away.

The Crack Head fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Jenkins, pushing him back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jenkins avoids it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Crack Head is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Jenkins is defending well for now.
The Crack Head tries to land knees in the clinch but Jenkins avoids the damage to the body.
Jenkins makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on Jenkins's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jenkins wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jenkins takes a knee to the side of the body.
Jenkins looking to stall.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
The Crack Head tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jenkins gets through The Crack Head's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Jenkins on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
The Crack Head tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Jenkins is trying to force a seperation but The Crack Head has the dominant position.
The Crack Head with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The Crack Head misses with a knee to the head.
Jenkins is trying to break free.
The Crack Head misses with a knee strike.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
Jenkins has had enough of the clinch but The Crack Head keeps him there for the moment.
Jenkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Crack Head prevents Jenkins from breaking the clinch.
The Crack Head keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jenkins's efforts to push away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins wants to break free but The Crack Head has control.
The Crack Head lands a knee to the body.
The Crack Head using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenkins has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jenkins avoiding damage as The Crack Head throws knees to the body.
Tyrone The Crack Head is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The Crack Head's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jenkins struggles to land a body shot inside as The Crack Head controls his hands.
Jenkins is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jenkins tries to break free but The Crack Head pushes him back against the cage.
Jenkins managing to block the knees to the body from The Crack Head.
The Crack Head scores a nice knee to the body.
Leeroy Jenkins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jenkins misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Jenkins takes an elbow to the temple.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tyrone The Crack Head showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for The Crack Head, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tyrone The Crack Head!
In his post fight interview, Tyrone The Crack Head gave a big smile as he said 'F the UFC!!'.
The defeated Leeroy Jenkins had this to say: 'Juast luck mate...'.