PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Squiggy Squirrelly (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sni Probong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Probong is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Bodhi Mandala. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

Squirrelly
vs
Probong

179 cm
25
170 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

177 cm
23
167 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Squiggy Squirrelly!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Sni Probong!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Richard Clark and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Probong on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Squirrelly lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Squirrelly is looking to chop away at Probong's legs.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Probong wants to counter with a clinch but Squirrelly pushes him away.
Squirrelly throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Probong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Squirrelly has been working on his boxing with his coaches at LOD: Black Label in the buildup to the fight.
Squirrelly throws a big shot that misses.
Probong connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Squirrelly's hands.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
A solid leg kick lands there for Probong.
Probong defending well as Squirrelly loads up on a big left hand.
Probong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Squirrelly with a body shot.
Probong has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot.
Probong scores with a spinning back kick!
Probong tries a head kick but it misses.
Squirrelly dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Probong scores with a jab to the body.
Squiggy Squirrelly seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Probong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Probong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Squirrelly throws a body punch but Probong moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrelly misses with a looping left.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Probong is just out of range.
Probong walks into a left hand.
Squirrelly missing with a left hand there. Probong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Squirrelly throws the left hand but Probong avoids the punch easily.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Probong lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot
and Probong counters with a left to the body.
Squirrelly with a jab.
Squirrelly misses with an uppercut. Probong saw that one coming.
Probong gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Probong counters with a leg kick.
Probong moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
A cross from Probong lands.

It looks like Squiggy Squirrelly has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly avoids a kick to the body.
Nice body punch from Squirrelly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Probong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Squirrelly.
Probong cracks Squirrelly with a good jab.
Squirrelly takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly looks to throw the jab but Probong is out of range.
Squirrelly digs a good body shot into Probong's ribs.
Squirrelly throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Probong is trying to counter with his kicks.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.
Squirrelly throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Squirrelly fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Probong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Probong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Squirrelly manages to avoid it.

Probong forces Squirrelly back against the cage and clinches.
Squirrelly gets through Probong's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Probong.
Squirrelly tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Probong working aggressively here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Probong throws an elbow but it misses.
Probong makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Squirrelly missing with knees to the body.
Squirrelly throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Still in the clinch, Probong scores with a nice short uppercut.

Squirrelly is rocked!
Probong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Oh Squirrelly is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Probong throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Probong.
Probong blocking some punches.
Probong misses with a knee to the head.
With the fighters up against the cage, Probong throws an elbow but misses.
Probong working aggressively here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Probong.
Probong pushes off an throws an elbow but Squirrelly leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Probong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Probong gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Probong working aggressively here.
Probong tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Probong throws a head punch that misses.
Probong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Probong tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Probong blocks an uppercut.
Probong swings wildly with an uppercut but Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Probong misses with a knee to the head.
Squirrelly blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Squirrelly wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Probong has him pressed against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Probong.
Probong throws a head punch that misses.
Probong lands a body punch in the clinch.
Probong looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Probong throws a head punch that misses.
Squirrelly seems to have got his legs back now.
Probong misses with a hook to the ribs.
Probong swings wildly with an uppercut but Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Squirrelly is trying to stall.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Probong.
Squirrelly is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Probong is keeping busy.
Probong's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Squirrelly lands a body shot.
Probong stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Probong misses with an elbow over the top.
Probong lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Probong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Squirrelly lands a good knee to the midsection. Probong won't want to take too many of those.
Probong swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Squirrelly blocking some punches.
Squirrelly presses Probong against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Squirrelly tries to break free but Probong pushes him back against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Probong misses with an elbow strike.
Squirrelly stalling in the clinch.
Squirrelly lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Probong lands a shoulder strike.
Squirrelly trying to land knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sni Probong dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Squiggy Squirrelly's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Probong fakes the leg kick and cracks Squirrelly in the body.
Squirrelly just misses with a punch to the body.
Squirrelly blocks a jab.
Probong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Squirrelly. Squirrelly obviously looking to wear him down.
Squirrelly uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Probong.
The fighters circling - Squirrelly throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Probong swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Squirrelly punishes Probong's body with a nice straight punch.
Probong has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Squirrelly finds it's way round the side to connect with Probong's head.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Squirrelly tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Probong was well out of range. Poor timing from Squirrelly.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Squirrelly misses with a wild body shot.
Squirrelly connects with the punch.
Jab, jab by Probong - just one landing.
Probong throws a leg kick but Squirrelly sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Squirrelly pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Squirrelly connects with a leg kick. Probong looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Probong lunges at Squirrelly with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Squirrelly's hand.
Probong throws out a loose jab but Squirrelly uses good head movement to avoid it.
Squirrelly scores with a jab to the head.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly misses the shot to the body.
Probong doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Squirrelly connects with a right hand. Probong shakes it off.
Squirrelly listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot.
Probong throws out a counter right but Squirrelly avoids it with no problem.
Probong scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Squirrelly connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Probong looks to score with a jab to the body but Squirrelly is just out of range.
Probong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Squirrelly swings for the body but Probong moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Squirrelly on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Probong tries a head kick but it misses.
Probong digs a good hook to Squirrelly's body.
Squirrelly throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Squirrelly takes a swing at Probong's ribcage but misses.
Squirrelly throws a body shot but no joy.
Squirrelly misses with a low kick.
Probong fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Donk. Squirrelly catches Probong right on the button with a cross.
Probong attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Probong is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Squirrelly.
A punch lands to the side of Probong 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Squirrelly swings for the body but Probong moves out of range.
Squirrelly fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Probong on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly misses with a body shot.
Squirrelly thuds his right hand into Probong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Probong fails in his attempt to clinch.
Probong avoids the head kick by Squirrelly.
Squirrelly smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A looping hook to the body misses from Squirrelly. Probong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Squirrelly tried to score with a low kick but Probong checks it.
Squirrelly stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Squirrelly swings for the body but Probong moves out of range.
Squirrelly swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Probong is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Squirrelly with a body shot.
Squirrelly looks to score with a jab to the body but Probong is just out of range.
Squirrelly pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Probong lands an overhand right.
A big right from Squirrelly misses.
Probong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Squirrelly throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Squiggy Squirrelly is winning the standup battle so far.
Probong fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Squirrelly looks to throw the jab but Probong is out of range.
Probong slips under a jab from Squirrelly.
Probong moves out of range as Squirrelly throws a body kick.
Probong throws a fast counter high kick but Squirrelly manages to duck under it in time.
Probong tries to score with a low kick but Squirrelly moves his leg out of the way.
Probong closes the distance and lands a vicious right hand that drops Squirrelly! Probong dives in looking to finish! Squirrelly is still trying to defend himself but he's taking too many shots and the referee has no choice but to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:32 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sni Probong!
Sni Probong seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.