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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gun Slinga (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randolph Turpin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Randolph Turpin is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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242 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
50 - 25 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Gun Slinga!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
33 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Randolph Turpin!
The judges for this bout are Steven Brown, William Gold and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slinga lands with a shot to the body.
Turpin throws a wild body kick that Slinga sees coming a mile off.
Turpin takes a swing at Slinga's ribcage but misses.
Turpin lunges at Slinga with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Slinga's hand.
A jab from Slinga does it's job there.
Turpin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slinga throws a hook but Turpin avoids it easily.
Slinga with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Slinga misses with an uppercut
and Turpin counters with a low kick, right behind Slinga 's knee.
Turpin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Slinga lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A slapping body kick lands there for Slinga.
Turpin has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Slinga finds it's way round the side to connect with Turpin's head.
Slinga digs a good body shot into Turpin's ribs.
Turpin throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Slinga counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slinga scores with a push kick.
Turpin has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slinga looks for the body kick but Turpin saw that one coming.
Slinga connects with a right hand. Turpin shakes it off.
Slinga works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Slinga misses with a wild body shot.
Slinga swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Slinga has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Humboldt Park Elite Gym in the buildup to the fight.
Turpin misses with a body punch
and Slinga makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Turpin really felt that one!
Turpin is looking to land body kicks.
Slinga looks to land a body kick but Turpin moved away.
And Turpin responds with a good body kick, but Slinga manages to step out the way in time.
Slinga bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Turpin's head backwards.
Slinga looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Slinga scores with a shot to the body.
Slinga lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Turpin pulls out of a head kick attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turpin takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Slinga changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Slinga is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Slinga thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Turpin if he has to take too many more of those.
Turpin looks winded!
Both fighters circling a little - Slinga finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Slinga comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gun Slinga seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nice body punch from Slinga.
Slinga lands a high kick!
A solid body kick from Turpin.
Turpin moves out of range of the body kick from Slinga.
Slinga misses with a body shot.
That kick from Slinga tenderised Turpin's leg. Turpin is trying to keep his angry face on.
Turpin misses with a wild combination.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga lands with a kick to the ribs.
Turpin moves away from the strike by Slinga.
Slinga has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Turpin finds it's way round the side to connect with Slinga's head.
Turpin swings for the body but Slinga moves out of range.
Slinga misses with a body shot.
Slinga throws the kick towards the body but Turpin avoids it.
Turpin has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Slinga.
Slinga throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Slinga is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Slinga takes a swing at Turpin's ribcage but misses.
Turpin wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slinga ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turpin moves away.
A countering left hand to the body from Turpin misses.
Slinga misses with a body kick.
Turpin tries a quick counter leg kick but Slinga is wise to it.
Turpin walks into a straight right hand from Slinga.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slinga's corner calls for a 1-2. Slinga obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Slinga lands a head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Slinga. Turpin does a little dance to reset his feet.
Turpin uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slinga.
Turpin unleashes a big counter combination but Slinga bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Slinga swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A swing and a miss from Turpin.
Slinga throwing a counter right hand but Turpin manages to avoid it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Slinga.
Slinga lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Turpin backs up against the cage.
Turpin throws a wild body kick that Slinga sees coming a mile off.
Slinga thinks about countering with a head kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turpin throws a head kick that misses.
Slinga throws an off balance right hand
and Turpin counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Turpin ducks under a wild hook from Slinga.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gun Slinga dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A looping hook to the body misses from Turpin. Slinga does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slinga is looking to counter punch.
Slinga jabs Turpin right on the nose. Turpin blinks but takes it well.
Slinga checks a low kick from Turpin.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Turpin might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Slinga has got the better of the exchanges.
Slinga swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Turpin.
A clash of legs there as Slinga blocks the low kick.
Turpin throws a low kick but Slinga moves out of range easily.
Turpin takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Slinga throws a hook but Turpin avoids it easily.
Slinga fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slinga throws a low kick, looking for Turpin's leg but Turpin calmly moves out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Slinga.
Turpin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slinga.
Turpin is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Slinga rather than just go for the knockout.
Turpin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slinga manages to avoid it.
Slinga throws a head kick that half lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slinga throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Turpin follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Slinga throws a right and a left that both miss.
Slinga looks to score with a jab to the body but Turpin is just out of range.
Turpin is trying to counter with his kicks.
Turpin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Slinga is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Turpin can do to turn this around?
Slinga lands a jab to the head.
Slinga jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Turpin. Slinga does a little dance to reset his feet.
Slinga lands a jab to the head.
Turpin walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Slinga throws an overhand right that lands on Turpin's shoulder, as Turpin tries to avoid the shot.
Slinga avoids the body shot from Turpin.
Turpin blocks the body kick.
Turpin swinging wildly here.
Slinga looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Slinga misses.
Slinga wants to clinch up but Turpin keeps it at a distance.
Turpin has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Slinga.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slinga throws a lazy right hand but Turpin sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Slinga ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turpin moves away.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slinga.
Slinga lands a really nice looking cross but Turpin seems unphased.
Turpin scores with a jab to the body.
Turpin takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Turpin appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Slinga goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Turpin pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga scores with a jab.
Turpin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slinga.
Turpin keeps the fight on the outside.
Turpin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Turpin blocks a head kick by Slinga.
Turpin misses with a straight right.
Slinga throws a shot from downtown. Turpin moves away and avoids it.
Turpin misses with a wild body shot.
Slinga comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Turpin lands a nice leg kick that just misses Slinga's sensitive parts.
Turpin throws a chopping leg kick but Slinga manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Turpin scores with a kick to the midsection.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slinga checks a leg kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slinga looks to land a body kick but Turpin moved away.
Turpin thinks about the counter body kick.
Gun Slinga is winning the standup battle so far.
Turpin scores with a hook to the body. Slinga takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Turpin moves out of range of the body kick from Slinga.
Slinga lands a nice hook to Turpin's body. Turpin takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Slinga connects with a body shot.
Turpin is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slinga wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Slinga lands with a nice body kick.
Slinga takes a swing at Turpin's ribcage but misses.
Turpin ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Slinga moves away.
Turpin throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Slinga stuns Turpin with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Turpin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Slinga.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gun Slinga dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Slinga dips to his left and cracks Turpin with an uppercut!
Slinga jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Slinga misses with a straight left.
Turpin throws a jab but it's blocked by Slinga.
Turpin throws a body shot but no joy.
Turpin tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Slinga lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Slinga moves out of range of the body kick.
Turpin misses with an attempted mid kick.
Turpin has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slinga throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Turpin counters with a stiff right hand.
Slinga throws a body kick that misses.
Turpin tries to land a leg kick but Slinga saw it coming and moves away.
Turpin shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slinga thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Turpin if he has to take too many more of those.
Turpin takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Slinga throws a hook but Turpin blocks it.
A solid body kick from Slinga.
Turpin throws a body kick that misses.
Slinga keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slinga throws the kick towards the body but Turpin avoids it.
Turpin unleashes a big counter combination but Slinga bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Slinga misses with a wild body shot.
Turpin digs a good body shot into Slinga's ribs.
Slinga blocks a head kick by Turpin.
Turpin throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Slinga throws a lazy head kick
and Turpin counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Turpin misses with a low kick.
A big left from Turpin misses.
A quick step to the side and Slinga tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slinga wants to land a leg kick but Turpin is out of range.
Slinga lands a high kick!
Slinga misses with a lunging right hand
and Turpin counters with a flying knee. Nice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Turpin with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Turpin throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Slinga.
Turpin blocks the body kick.
Turpin lands with a shot to the body.
Turpin misses with a body kick.
Turpin connects with a body shot that sends Slinga's belly button to the back.
Slinga throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Turpin sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Slinga throws a leg kick but Turpin sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Turpin throws a series of punches but Slinga avoids them all with ease.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga lands an overhand right.
Slinga throws a leg kick
and Turpin counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Turpin bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Turpin avoids a kick to the body.
Turpin let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Slinga moves out of range as Turpin strikes.
Turpin looks to land a right hand but Slinga moved out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slinga, as that shot connected.
Turpin misses the jab.
Turpin misses with a body shot.
Slinga misses with a body shot.
Turpin works the jab nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turpin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Slinga.
Slinga fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turpin manages to avoid it.
Slinga throws a jab when Turpin was well out of range.
Turpin looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Slinga digs a good hook to Turpin's body.
Slinga is looking to clinch but Turpin is avoiding it.
Slinga fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Turpin manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Turpin swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Slinga feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Slinga closes the distance and pushes Turpin back into the cage.
Slinga digs a right hand underneath Turpin's ribcage. Turpin let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Slinga lands with a short shot to the head.
Slinga blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Turpin's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Turpin breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A slapping leg kick lands for Slinga.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Randolph Turpin just about did enough to take it.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Slinga lands a nice shot to the body.
Slinga throws a jab when Turpin was well out of range.
Turpin lands a nice shot to the body.
Turpin is looking to land body kicks.
Turpin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slinga.
Slinga lands a front kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slinga, right into the meat.
Turpin throws the kick towards the body but Slinga avoids it.
Slinga cracks Turpin with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Slinga connects with an inside leg kick.
Slinga throws a leg kick that misses.
Turpin misses with a hook to the body
and Slinga counters with a body kick that stops Turpin in his tracks momentarily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Slinga lands a body shot.
Slinga thumps Turpin with a low kick.
Turpin throws a chopping leg kick but Slinga manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Slinga throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turpin throws a looping overhand right but Slinga ducks down to avoid it.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Slinga.
Slinga lands a body shot.
Slinga lands a nice looking kick to the body. Turpin takes a step back to recover.
Turpin is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Turpin misses with a body shot.
Slinga tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turpin was well out of range. Poor timing from Slinga.
Slinga swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Turpin counters with a nice body kick.
Slinga moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turpin misses with a kick to the body.
It appears Slinga was looking to counter with a kick there.
Turpin lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Slinga at a distance.
A jab lands there for Slinga.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slinga defending well as Turpin loads up on a big left hand.
Slinga throws a lazy uppercut
and Turpin counters with a body kick that stops Slinga in his tracks momentarily.
Slinga tries to land a body kick
and Turpin counters with a body kick.
Slinga misses with a body shot.
Turpin blocks a jab.
Turpin steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slinga.
Slinga thumps Turpin with a low kick.
Slinga buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Turpin goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slinga turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Turpin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Turpin misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Turpin avoids a kick to the body.
Slinga on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slinga goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Turpin works Slinga's body with a nice hook.
Slinga misses with a straight right.
Turpin sizes up Slinga with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Slinga throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
A solid body kick from Slinga.
Slinga misses with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turpin takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Turpin swings widly with a right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Turpin throws a lazy uppercut
letting Slinga counter with a right hand.
Turpin pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Turpin stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Slinga.
Turpin tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slinga was well out of range. Poor timing from Turpin.
Slinga misses with a kick to the body
and Turpin counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Turpin uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Slinga.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Turpin! But no joy.
Slinga avoids the body shot from Turpin.
Slinga is looking to land body kicks.
Turpin gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Slinga.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gun Slinga had his way with Randolph Turpin in that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Both fighters circling a little - Turpin finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Slinga scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Turpin misses with a body kick.
The fighters circling - Turpin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slinga throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Turpin counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
A slapping body kick lands there for Turpin.
Slinga lands with a shot to the body.
Slinga scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turpin checks a leg kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Turpin! But no joy.
Turpin tries to bum rush Slinga with a series of wild strikes but Slinga uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slinga throws a wild body kick that Turpin sees coming a mile off.
Turpin avoids the head kick by Slinga.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turpin fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Slinga manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Slinga on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Turpin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slinga swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Turpin.
Turpin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slinga circles away quickly and effectively.
Turpin throws a half hearted mid kick.
Slinga is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Turpin.
Turpin lands a nice looking body kick.
Turpin closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Slinga uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Turpin.
Slinga ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Turpin moves away.
Slinga throws a wild body kick that Turpin sees coming a mile off.
Turpin just misses with a punch to the body.
Randolph Turpin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turpin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turpin missing with a left hand there. Slinga was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jab from Slinga.
Slinga wants to land a leg kick but Turpin is out of range.
Slinga keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Slinga keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A head kick misses from Turpin.
Slinga bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
As Turpin backs away, Slinga returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Slinga moves out of range of the body kick from Turpin.
Slinga tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Turpin was well out of range. Poor timing from Slinga.
Slinga moves out of range as Turpin throws a body kick.
Slinga keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turpin moves out of range of the body kick.
Slinga wants to land a leg kick but Turpin is out of range.
Turpin throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A counter left hand to the body from Slinga misses its target.
Slinga pushes Turpin away with a front kick.
Slinga lands a nice looking body shot.
Turpin is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Slinga connects with a right hand. Turpin shakes it off.
Slinga misses the body punch
letting Turpin counter with a right hand.
Turpin throws a leg kick that misses.
Slinga throws a half hearted mid kick.
Turpin pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Slinga jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Slinga tests Turpin's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Turpin takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Slinga there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Slinga thuds his right hand into Turpin's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turpin swings for the body but Slinga moves out of range.
Slinga throws out a leg kick but Turpin moves out of range and Slinga only half commits.
Turpin follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Slinga misses with an uppercut.
Turpin takes a swing at Slinga's ribcage but misses.
Slinga throws a body kick that misses.
Turpin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turpin keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Turpin misses the body punch
and Slinga counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Gun Slinga is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Turpin takes a shot to the body in his stride.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Gun Slinga.
Well Slinga has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 50:46
Judge William Gold scores the fight 49:46
Judge James Atkins scores the fight 49:46
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gun Slinga!
Gun Slinga is the new super heavyweight champion!
Gun Slinga thanked the fans post fight for their support.
The defeated Randolph Turpin had this to say: 'Jesus fucks me in the ass, with him at my side Im a pile of shit.'.
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