PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Barry Brewster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lasi Leuka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brewster comes to the cage accompanied by Bodies. Barry Brewster is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Brewster
vs
Leuka

211 cm
27
300 lbs
14 - 5 - 0

197 cm
24
250 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Tokyo United Fightwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Barry Brewster!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lasi Leuka!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Alec Ball and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A shot to the liver by Brewster. Beautiful body shot.
Brewster misses with an uppercut. Leuka saw that one coming.

Leuka instigates a clinch.
Brewster tries to break free but Leuka pushes him back against the cage.
Leuka misses with an elbow strike.
Brewster lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Leuka backwards.
Brewster lands a shoulder strike.
Brewster cracks Leuka with a nice body shot.
Leuka looks winded!
Leuka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brewster stalls.

Brewster breaks the clinch.
Brewster circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Leuka to the canvas! Leuka doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Brewster keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Barry Brewster!
A relieved looking Barry Brewster thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.