PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beefy McCheese (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and matthew beaver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

McCheese
vs
beaver

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Beefy McCheese!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, matthew beaver!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
beaver fails with a takedown attempt.
A head kick misses from McCheese.
McCheese swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by beaver.
beaver rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but McCheese moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
beaver throws a sloppy head kick
and McCheese counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps beaver thinking.
McCheese throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.

McCheese scores with a takedown into beaver's guard.
McCheese seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.

beaver is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCheese slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

beaver looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! McCheese has picked beaver up and slammed him! beaver can't keep hold of the triangle and McCheese manages to pass to side control!
beaver is looking to work his way out of this bad position but McCheese is controlling him well.

McCheese stands up and we're back to a striking position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
beaver checks a leg kick nicely.
beaver swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McCheese counters with a head kick.
beaver shoots and misses
and McCheese makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
beaver looks gassed!
McCheese tries to clinch but beaver is having none of it.
McCheese lands a lovely overhand right.
beaver misses with a takedown attempt
and McCheese counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Beefy McCheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of matthew beaver.
McCheese throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
McCheese wants to slow beaver down by chopping away at his legs.
McCheese scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. beaver doesn't seem bothered though.
McCheese tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
McCheese cracks beaver with an open hand slap.
McCheese connects with a body shot.
McCheese lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
McCheese lands a nice looking body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCheese scores with a three punch combo!

It looks like matthew beaver has been cut.
McCheese cracks beaver with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
McCheese moves in looking to clinch but beaver pushes him off.
McCheese tries to clinch but beaver moves out of range.
McCheese digs a good body shot into beaver's ribs.
McCheese lands a jab to beaver's midsection.
McCheese misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
McCheese throws a front kick that sends beaver stumbling back into the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McCheese throws a leg kick which misses beaver's front leg but catches the back leg as beaver tries to avoid it.
McCheese wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McCheese doesn't manage to clinch there - beaver circles away.
McCheese lands a straight punch to the body, keeping beaver at a distance.

McCheese closes the distance and clinches.
beaver avoids the elbow strike from McCheese, against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
beaver on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for McCheese.
McCheese is struggling to control the position.
McCheese looking to throw knees to the head but beaver is blocking nicely.
McCheese tries a knee to the head but beaver blocks it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
McCheese trying to land knees to the body.
McCheese scores with a shot to the side of beaver's head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by McCheese.
McCheese comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
McCheese stalling.
beaver tries to pull guard but McCheese won't allow it.
beaver blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
beaver blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
McCheese pressing his opponent against the cage.
beaver is trying desperately to land a takedown but McCheese is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for beaver.
McCheese is trying to maintain a safe position but beaver gets an underhook and turns McCheese into the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beefy McCheese dominated that round.
The cut man is working on matthew beaver's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

McCheese misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
beaver tries to clinch but McCheese moves away
and beaver takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McCheese is looking to wear down beaver with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
McCheese moves in looking to clinch but beaver pushes him off.
matthew beaver is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
McCheese thows a body shot but no joy.
beaver tries to clinch but McCheese moves away

and McCheese counters by clinching up.
McCheese with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
beaver wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
McCheese landing knees to the body.
McCheese creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through beaver's defenses.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from McCheese.
McCheese lands a nice knee to the body.
beaver avoiding damage as McCheese throws knees to the body.
beaver is breathing heavily.
A bit of stalling here from McCheese.
McCheese throws an elbow that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
beaver is looking to break free of the clinch but McCheese has double underhooks.
McCheese trying to stall but beaver improves his position.
McCheese stalling against the cage.
beaver avoiding damage as McCheese throws knees to the body.
Stalling in the clinch from McCheese.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Beefy McCheese.

McCheese forces beaver back against the cage and clinches.

beaver breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
beaver fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McCheese manages to avoid it.
McCheese changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
McCheese lands with a cross.

That has opened up matthew beaver's cut even more.
McCheese is looking to clinch but beaver is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCheese scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
beaver drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
McCheese misses with a head kick.
McCheese feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to beaver's calf.
McCheese fails with a takedown attempt.
McCheese scores with a decent looking hook.

McCheese rushes beaver and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
McCheese throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
McCheese slows down the pace here.
beaver fails to pull guard.
A battle for position here, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCheese is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that beaver can do to turn this around?
McCheese trying to land knees to the body.
McCheese wants to stall.
McCheese stalling.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Beefy McCheese.
McCheese throws out a leg kick but beaver moves out of range and McCheese only half commits.
beaver drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
McCheese moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

The cut above matthew beaver's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
beaver takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McCheese fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
McCheese throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
McCheese fails with an attempt to clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McCheese wants to clinch up but beaver keeps it at a distance.
McCheese finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
McCheese tries to clinch but beaver is having none of it.
beaver slips a jab and a cross from McCheese.
McCheese works over beaver's head and body with a nice combination.
beaver takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
McCheese scores with a jab to the jaw.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
beaver sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Good shot there by McCheese.
Beefy McCheese is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
McCheese scores with a punch to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
McCheese dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on beaver. That did some damage!

McCheese clinches.
McCheese stalling.
McCheese missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Beefy McCheese dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on matthew beaver's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

beaver shoots in but McCheese avoids the takedown attempt easily.
beaver darts in trying to clinch
and McCheese counters with a body kick that stops beaver in his tracks momentarily.
McCheese misses with a head kick.
Danga de danga de dang - McCheese scores with a four punch combination!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from McCheese, right into the meat.
beaver has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by McCheese.
beaver avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jab from McCheese.
No luck for beaver with that takedown attempt.
beaver takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
McCheese scores with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCheese throws a head kick but beaver moves out of range.
McCheese lands a head shot.
McCheese feints and then cracks beaver's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow beaver down.
McCheese wants to clinch up but beaver keeps it at a distance.
McCheese tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but beaver paws at him with a jab and circles away.
McCheese ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McCheese tries to close the distance and clinch up but beaver swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McCheese fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
beaver checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
McCheese throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
McCheese throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.

matthew beaver's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
McCheese misses with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCheese connects with a body shot.

McCheese darts in and clinches beaver up against the cage.
McCheese stalls.
McCheese unloads a knee to the mid-section. beaver lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McCheese has beaver pushed against the cage.
beaver managing to block the knees to the body from McCheese.
McCheese looking to slow down the pace here.
beaver tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Beefy McCheese has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of matthew beaver.
McCheese looking to stall.
beaver fails to pull the fight into his guard.
McCheese tries a knee to the head but beaver blocks it.
beaver blocks the elbow strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
beaver avoiding damage as McCheese throws knees to the body.
beaver dodges an elbow strike from McCheese.
McCheese pushes off an throws an elbow but beaver leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
beaver is trying to stall.
The is referee keeping an eye on McCheese - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
beaver wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but McCheese has him pressed against the cage.
beaver managing to block the knees to the body from McCheese.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from beaver.
beaver on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
McCheese tries a knee to the head but beaver blocks it.
McCheese is pushing beaver up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
McCheese missing with knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McCheese wants to stall.
The referee calls for McCheese to work.
McCheese missing with knees to the body.
McCheese taking a breather.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Beefy McCheese.
McCheese throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
McCheese tries to clinch up

and beaver moves into the clinch.
McCheese is pushing beaver up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
beaver tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. McCheese smiles and moves away.
matthew beaver has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McCheese connects with a nice looking jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Beefy McCheese showed his dominance in that final round.
Well McCheese has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:24
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:25
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Beefy McCheese!