PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cain Velasquez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Velasquez's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Kryptonite. Cain Velasquez is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Velasquez
vs
Rodrigo Nogueira

185 cm
33
260 lbs
22 - 13 - 0

191 cm
37
260 lbs
26 - 14 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Cain Velasquez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira!
The judges for this bout are Ron Honeybunn, Steve Erwin and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rodrigo Nogueira displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Velasquez throws out the jab.
Rodrigo Nogueira changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.

Velasquez is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Rodrigo Nogueira's half guard.

Rodrigo Nogueira looking for submissions off his back.
Rodrigo Nogueira is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Rodrigo Nogueira slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Our spies down at at Super SmashBros. inform us that Rodrigo Nogueira has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?

Rodrigo Nogueira looking to try and escape his hips here, looking for a submission. It looks like he's going for a triangle but Velasquez is defending well. Rodrigo Nogueira quickly switches to an armbar and extends the arm! Velasquez has no choice but to tap, to a very quick submission! Wow, that was lightning fast! Rodrigo Nogueira celebrates on the cage, with the crowd.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira!
Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.