PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kekabu Bukkake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karol Cropp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters really staring each other down here, as Karol Cropp enters the ring!

Bukkake
vs
Cropp

197 cm
35
274 lbs
25 - 13 - 0

209 cm
36
288 lbs
42 - 22 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kekabu Bukkake!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Karol Cropp!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bukkake slips a straight right by Cropp.
Cropp avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Bukkake takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bukkake dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Cropp shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Bukkake defends it nicely.
Bukkake checks a low kick from Cropp.
Bukkake definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bukkake throws a nice head kick!

It looks like Karol Cropp has been cut.
Cropp lands with a nice body punch.
Bukkake throws a body punch but Cropp moves out of range.
Bukkake moves away from the strike by Cropp.
Cropp with a hook.

It looks like Kekabu Bukkake has been cut.
Karol Cropp seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cropp uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bukkake.
Bukkake throws a jab but it's blocked by Cropp.
Cropp has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bukkake scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cropp uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bukkake.
Cropp takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cropp misses with a looping left.
It appears Bukkake was looking to counter with a kick there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Bukkake lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cropp has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cropp and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Cropp swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Bukkake ducks under a wild hook from Cropp.
Cropp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bukkake sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cropp dives in and grabs Bukkake's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bukkake pushes down on Cropp's head and hops out.
Cropp jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cropp looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bukkake avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bukkake blocks a jab.
Cropp throws a body punch but Bukkake moves out of range.
Cropp pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Cropp connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Bukkake's hands.
Bukkake ducks under a wild hook from Cropp.
Bukkake swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bukkake takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bukkake scores with a shot to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cropp swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Cropp throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bukkake sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A counter left hand to the body from Bukkake misses its target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Cropp darts in looking for a takedown but Bukkake gets double underhooks and turns Cropp into the ropes.
Kekabu Bukkake has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Karol Cropp.
Cropp just misses with a punch to the body.
Cropp closes the distance and clinches up with Bukkake, looking for a takedown. Cropp pushes Bukkake against the ropes but Bukkake circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bukkake cracks Cropp with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bukkake fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Cropp closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Cropp looks winded!
Bukkake is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Cropp off and has taken his back!
What can Cropp do to escape this position? He's going to have to figure it out pretty quick if he wants to stay in the fight!
Cropp turns into Bukkake and is now in his guard.
Bukkake managing to control the position.
Cropp in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cropp postures up in Bukkake's guard and throws a big left but Bukkake blocks it.
Cropp working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Bukkake's head.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Bukkake preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Cropp throwing strikes but missing.
Bukkake might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Bukkake has Cropp pulled in close to control his posture.
Cropp postures up in Bukkake's guard and throws a big left but Bukkake blocks it.
Cropp trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cropp trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cropp in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cropp accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cropp throws a big elbow that misses.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Bukkake holds on and takes a little breather.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bukkake has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Cropp trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cropp engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cropp. Bukkake does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cropp throws an off balance right hand
and Bukkake counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cropp looks to land a left hand but Bukkake moved out of range nicely.
Bukkake takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cropp uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bukkake.
Bukkake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cropp.
Bukkake ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Cropp.
Bukkake lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Karol Cropp will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Bukkake moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bukkake uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cropp.
Cropp throws a low kick, looking for Bukkake's leg but Bukkake calmly moves out of range.
Cropp throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bukkake fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Cropp.
Cropp misses with a wild body shot.
Cropp scores with a jab to the head.
Cropp takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bukkake lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bukkake drops his hands momentarily and Cropp takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Karol Cropp seems to be getting the better of the standup.

Cropp scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bukkake is trying to maintain the position but Cropp is very close to passing his half guard.
Cropp is looking to stall here but Bukkake recovers full guard.
Cropp in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cropp trying to control but Bukkake is working from the bottom.
Bukkake controlling the position.
Cropp won't allow Bukkake to get back to his feet.
Cropp postures up.
Cropp trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Bukkake keeping moving, preventing Cropp from controlling successfully.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Bukkake misses with a body shot.
Cropp has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bukkake.
Bukkake takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Kekabu Bukkake is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cropp swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cropp throws a sloppy body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bukkake walks into a stiff left hand from Cropp.
Bukkake is looking to wear down Cropp with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Bukkake misses with a low kick.
Bukkake scores with a nice right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bukkake, as that shot connected.
Bukkake displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cropp throws out the jab.
Cropp throws a looping overhand right but Bukkake ducks down to avoid it.
Bukkake was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Cropp is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bukkake.
Cropp tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bukkake throws a looping overhand right but Cropp ducks down to avoid it.
Nice body kick there by Bukkake.
Bukkake uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cropp.
Bukkake tries a head kick but it misses.
Bukkake moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cropp is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bukkake.
Bukkake tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cropp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bukkake misses with a hook. Cropp ducked under it nicely.
A big right from Cropp misses.
It looked like Bukkake was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Cropp.
Cropp throws a big shot that misses.
Bukkake blocks a low kick nicely.
Bukkake throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Cropp looks to land a right hand but Bukkake moved out of range.
Cropp throws a body punch but Bukkake moves out of range.

Bukkake drops Cropp with a beautiful combination! Cropp stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bukkake is looking for the KO!

Cropp is rocked!
Cropp is breathing heavily.
Bukkake connects with a picture perfect right hand that knocks Cropp out cold! This one is over in a flash!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Kekabu Bukkake!
Kekabu Bukkake seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.