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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tommy Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Theodericus Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Tommy Thundercunt kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is You are a Cunt. Theodericus Thundercunt is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.
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260 lbs
3 - 0 - 0 |
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195 cm
26
255 lbs
5 - 4 - 0 |
Decent wrestler
Great elbows
KO power |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Tommy Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theodericus Thundercunt!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tommy Thundercunt avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Theodericus Thundercunt tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Tommy Thundercunt counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tommy Thundercunt lands a nice hook to Theodericus Thundercunt's body. Theodericus Thundercunt takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Tommy Thundercunt lands a big uppercut and Theodericus Thundercunt crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Theodericus Thundercunt looks OK. Tommy Thundercunt waves Theodericus Thundercunt back to his feet!
Theodericus Thundercunt is rocked!
It looks like Theodericus Thundercunt has been cut.
Tommy Thundercunt measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Theodericus Thundercunt! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Tommy Thundercunt!
Tommy Thundercunt thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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