PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between bred d riflair (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kev Kev Randleman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bred d riflair is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

d riflair
vs
Kev Randleman

201 cm
22
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

169 cm
22
276 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, bred d riflair!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kev Kev Randleman!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
d riflair shoots in and drives through. Randleman sprawls well.
Randleman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
d riflair shoots in for a takedown but Randleman shows good takedown defense.
d riflair throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Randleman's waist but Randleman gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing d riflair off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for bred d riflair. That's going to take a lot out of him.
d riflair shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Randleman looks to score with a jab to the body but d riflair is just out of range.
d riflair tries to clinch there but Randleman circles away.
Nice takedown defense from Randleman. No joy for d riflair on that attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randleman takes a swing at d riflair's ribcage but misses.
Randleman moves in looking to clinch but d riflair pushes him off.
Randleman clinches but d riflair breaks the clinch

so d riflair counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randleman being controlled here, momentarily.
d riflair trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
d riflair stays in close to Randleman's body and controls the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Randleman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
d riflair is stalling in the full guard.
d riflair trying to control but Randleman is working from the bottom.
d riflair is breathing heavily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. bred d riflair just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Randleman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kev Kev Randleman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
d riflair keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

d riflair rushes Randleman and presses him up against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Randleman.
Randleman lands a damaging elbow.
Randleman misses with an elbow over the top.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
d riflair tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Randleman just stands there and leans against the cage.
Randleman prevents the takedown attempt.
Randleman lands a damaging elbow.
Randleman is pressed up against the cage. d riflair has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Randleman down to the mat. Randleman avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Randleman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Randleman misses with a wild body shot.
Randleman tries to clinch but d riflair is having none of it.
d riflair keeps the fight on the outside.
Randleman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
d riflair circles away from the clinch attempt

and d riflair counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

bred d riflair dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

d riflair throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Randleman's waist but Randleman gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing d riflair off to one side.
Randleman stuffs the takedown.
Randleman tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but d riflair paws at him with a jab and circles away.
d riflair misses the shot to the body.
Randleman is looking to clinch but d riflair is avoiding it.
Randleman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from d riflair.
Randleman tries to clinch but d riflair moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Randleman tries to clinch

and d riflair counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting d riflair here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. d riflair connects with a nice short shot to Randleman's temple.
d riflair looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randleman avoiding damage under a succession of punches from d riflair.
d riflair is taking a breather. Randleman says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
d riflair is pressing down on Randleman's thigh, looking to free his foot. Randleman is holding on for now.
Randleman tries to get to full guard but d riflair has control of the leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.

d riflair is looking for a kimura but Randleman is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for d riflair to get the leverage.
d riflair keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.
Randleman wants to get back to full guard.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Randleman wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Randleman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Randleman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from d riflair.
Randleman fails with an attempt to clinch.
bred d riflair is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Randleman has d riflair up against the cage in a clinch.
Randleman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Randleman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

It looks like bred d riflair has been cut.
d riflair has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Randleman is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for bred d riflair. That's going to take a lot out of him.

d riflair ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. d riflair no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
d riflair looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Randleman looking to pass the guard.
d riflair throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
d riflair keeping moving, preventing Randleman from controlling successfully.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
d riflair wants to get back to his feet but Randleman is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Randleman trying to control the position from guard on top but d riflair is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

bred d riflair dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on bred d riflair's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Randleman tries to clinch up.
Nice takedown defense from Randleman. No joy for d riflair on that attempt.
d riflair avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Randleman is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down d riflair rather than just go for the knockout.
d riflair shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Randleman as he jumps to the side.
Randleman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
d riflair tries for a takedown but Randleman sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for bred d riflair. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Randleman misses with a body shot

and d riflair moves into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Randleman throws an elbow but it misses.
Randleman lands an elbow just above d riflair 's eye.
Randleman creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through d riflair's defenses.
Randleman creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Randleman has eaten all the pies!
d riflair misses with the head strike.
Randleman lands an elbow that stopped d riflair in his tracks for a moment.
Randleman throws an elbow that misses.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Randleman just misses with a elbow thrown towards d riflair's brow.
d riflair avoids a wild elbow strike from Randleman.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Randleman just misses with a elbow thrown towards d riflair's brow.
Randleman misses with an elbow strike.
Randleman lands an elbow inside that d riflair shrugs off.

bred d riflair's cut is getting worse.
Randleman misses with an elbow strike.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
d riflair blocks an elbow strike from Randleman.
d riflair tries for a takedown but Randleman manages to get underhooks.
Randleman lands an elbow that stopped d riflair in his tracks for a moment.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Randleman.
d riflair has Randleman pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Randleman manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Randleman misses with an elbow strike.
Randleman gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Randleman lands an elbow inside.

bred d riflair's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Randleman lands an elbow just above d riflair 's eye.
Randleman creates some distance and fires off a vicious elbow that drops d riflair! He pounces and finishes the fight with more strikes! Nice KO for Randleman.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kev Kev Randleman!