PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Dahmer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Petely (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Dahmer
vs
Petely

180 cm
21
250 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

199 cm
20
245 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jeffrey Dahmer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Petely!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A combination from Dahmer does no damage.
Petely lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Petely will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Petely has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.

Petely has closed the distance and engaged Dahmer in a clinch.

Petely jumps guard and drags Dahmer to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.

Dahmer is sitting in close to Petely's body. Petely has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Dahmer is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Dahmer is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Petely.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Peter Petely!