PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Psycho Thrillstompers (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Johnny Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pain is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: When you think you've got it.. But Johnny knocks you out.. Johnny Pain is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Thrillstompers
vs
Pain

182 cm
26
180 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

180 cm
26
175 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter fighter
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Machine Fight Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Psycho Thrillstompers!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Johnny Pain!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Mauricio Rocha and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pain throws a looping overhand right but Thrillstompers ducks down to avoid it.
A jab from Pain misses.
Psycho Thrillstompers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thrillstompers tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pain counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Thrillstompers pushes Pain up against the cage in a clinch.
Thrillstompers looking for a takedown.
Pain wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Pain scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pain misses with a hook from the clinch.
Thrillstompers changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pain fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Thrillstompers is looking to clinch.
Horrible takedown attempt by Thrillstompers or perhaps it was just good defense by Pain, which made it look bad.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Psycho Thrillstompers. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pain sizes up Thrillstompers with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.

Thrillstompers shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Thrillstompers was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Thrillstompers is trying to get an arm triangle but Pain is defending well.

Thrillstompers looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.

Thrillstompers is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Pain looks calm but he's in trouble here. Thrillstompers gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Pain is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! Thrillstompers lets go of the hold and Pain can pop his arm back in it's socket.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Psycho Thrillstompers!
A less than humble Psycho Thrillstompers misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.