PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Quaid comes to the cage accompanied by Total Recall. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Quaid
vs
Jones

186 cm
34
260 lbs
31 - 14 - 0

190 cm
29
244 lbs
16 - 10 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Sun-Tzu
Voodoo Nutrition

Milwaukee's Best 160 (80% laundry)
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douglas Quaid!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jack Jones!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Colin Fotheringham and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Quaid digs a good hook to Jones's body.
Quaid takes a swing at Jones's ribcage but misses.
We've been informed that Jones has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Quaid lands with a shot to the body.
Quaid ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jones takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

It looks like Jack Jones has been cut.
Nice uppercut lands for Quaid. That snapped Jones's head back.
Quaid throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jones tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Quaid connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Quaid tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jones was well out of range. Poor timing from Quaid.
Jones lands a leg kick that knocks Quaid off balance momentarily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jones throws a leg kick but Quaid moved away.
Jones takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Jones cracks the inside of Quaid's front leg.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Quaid as he connects with a hook.
Quaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Quaid scores with a nice right hand.
Quaid digs a good body shot into Jones's ribs.

Quaid drops his shoulder and cracks Jones with a huge uppercut! Jones goes down! Can Quaid finish him?

Jones is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Quaid loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Quaid is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Jones is still in real trouble! Can Quaid finish him?
Quaid is pushing down on Jones's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jones is fighting to maintain full guard but Quaid has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jones seems to have recovered his senses.
Quaid passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Jones!
Poor strikes thrown by Quaid there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Quaid postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Jones looks a forlorn figure.
Quaid throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
Quaid controlling from the full mount.
Quaid throwing strikes here but Jones is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Jones manages to regain half guard whilst avoiding the strikes.
Quaid trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Quaid looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Quaid has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Quaid trying to control the action but Jones is working from the bottom.
Quaid is looking to advance position but Jones won't allow it.
Jones avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Quaid.
Jones is looking to improve his position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Quaid connects with a nice short shot to Jones's temple.
Jones is looking to improve his position.
Quaid thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
Jones is trying to control but can't.
Quaid thows a huge punch but Jones dodges it nicely.
Quaid is looking to advance position but Jones won't allow it.
Jones taking some punishment here, with Quaid in his half guard.
Quaid takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Quaid throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones trying to hold on to Quaid's head to control him but Quaid postures up.
Jones keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to maintain the position but Quaid is very close to passing his half guard.
Quaid misses with a head shot. Jones uses the momentum to regain guard.
Quaid missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Jones working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Quaid.
Jones looking to hit a scissor sweep but Quaid is one step ahead there.
Jones wants to stand and escape but Quaid is having none of it.
Quaid throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Quaid throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Douglas Quaid dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Jones's cut.
That's time! Quaid's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Jones throws a jab when Quaid was well out of range.
Quaid with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Quaid throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Quaid bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Jones's head backwards.
Quaid scores with a nice head shot.
Jones throws a sloppy body shot

and Quaid counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Quaid.
Quaid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Quaid lands a body shot in the clinch.
Jones blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jones blocks a body shot from Quaid.
Quaid lands an uppercut.
Quaid is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Quaid.
Quaid pushes Jones back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Quaid lands a left hand.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Quaid lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Quaid lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Quaid tries for a takedown but Jones manages to get underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Quaid works on Jones's body with a couple of short punches.
Nice body punch from Quaid - that landed with a thud.
A nice right hand lands inside from Quaid.
The referee is keeping an eye on Quaid - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Quaid slowing the pace effectively.
Quaid is looking for a takedown.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jones has a couple of punches blocked by Quaid.
Quaid misses with a body punch.
Quaid blocking some punches.
Jones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jones throws a punch but it's blocked by Quaid.
Quaid makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Jones misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Quaid has him pressed against the cage.
Quaid lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Jones backwards.
Douglas Quaid has scored more points in the clinch so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jones blocking some punches.
Quaid doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Jones.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Still in the clinch, Quaid scores with a nice short uppercut.
Quaid lands an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Quaid stalling the fight.
Quaid lands with a left to the head.
A body shot lands from Quaid.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Quaid.
Quaid scores with a shot to the side of Jones's head.
Quaid lands an uppercut.
Quaid creates a bit of distance for himself, with Jones pressed up against the cage and cracks Jones with a massive uppercut! Jones goes down! He's out cold! Wow, that was some serious power there by Quaid!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Douglas Quaid!
After the big win, Douglas Quaid made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Voodoo Nutrition and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.