PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Rectal Porridge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jon Luck Pickerd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Porridge comes to the ring accompanied by Public Image. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Porridge
vs
Luck Pickerd

170 cm
25
145 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

155 cm
25
155 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Rectal Porridge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jon Luck Pickerd!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Illya Tyunina and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Pickerd shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Pickerd stops Porridge from standing up.
Pickerd trying to control but Porridge is working from the bottom.
Pickerd tries to free his leg and advance position but Porridge is retaining full guard.

Pickerd throws a sloppy strike and Porridge has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Pickerd is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Porridge!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Rectal Porridge!
A victorious Rectal Porridge thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.