PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Theophilius Thundercunt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Uzziah Judah (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Judah has chosen We Ready as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Thundercunt
vs
Judah

195 cm
25
205 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

191 cm
25
212 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Leviathan Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Theophilius Thundercunt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Uzziah Judah!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Peter Branson and Santiago Holmes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thundercunt takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Thundercunt connects with a body shot.
Judah misses the shot to the body.
Thundercunt throws a leg kick but Judah sees it coming and moves out of range.
Judah is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
A cross from Judah lands.
Judah misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Thundercunt looks to score with a jab to the body but Judah is just out of range.
Judah throws out a powerful jab.
A left and a right from Judah both land. Nice combination.
Thundercunt misses with a double jab.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Judah lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Judah fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Thundercunt manages to avoid it.
Thundercunt jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Judah slips under a jab.
Thundercunt looks to throw the jab but Judah is out of range.
A shot to the body from Thundercunt misses
and Judah makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Thundercunt misses with a low kick.
Judah doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Thundercunt takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Thundercunt staying out of range there.
Thundercunt looks to land a right hand but Judah moved out of range.
Thundercunt looks to land a body kick but Judah moved away.
Thundercunt misses with a looping right.
Judah slips a jab from Thundercunt.
Judah works Thundercunt's body with a nice hook.
Thundercunt walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Theophilius Thundercunt seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Thundercunt throws an off balance right hand
letting Judah counter with a right hand.
Thundercunt swings for the body but Judah moves out of range.
Judah let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Thundercunt throws a lazy uppercut
and Judah counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Decent striking displayed by Judah there.
Thundercunt keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Judah.
Judah drops his hands momentarily and Thundercunt takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Thundercunt scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Judah's coach down at Rabid Dog was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Judah's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Judah lands a nice shot to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Thundercunt walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Thundercunt walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Judah checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Thundercunt slips a jab from Judah.
Thundercunt quickly followed up with a counter body kick but doesn't connect.
Thundercunt lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Thundercunt misses with a series of wild punches.
Thundercunt throws a hook but Judah blocks it.
Judah punishes Thundercunt's body with a nice straight punch.
Thundercunt loads up on a big right hand but Judah slips the punch.
Judah is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Thundercunt had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A punch lands to the side of Judah 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Judah throws a shot to the body.
Judah looks to score with a jab to the body but Thundercunt is just out of range.
Judah ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Thundercunt throws out a leg kick but Judah moves out of range and Thundercunt only half commits.
A left lands for Judah.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Judah. Beautiful body shot.
Judah lands with a right hand.
Judah connects with a body shot.
Judah shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Thundercunt eats them both and turns towards Judah to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
The fighters circling - Thundercunt throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Thundercunt throws an off balance right hand
and Judah counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Judah throws a shot to the body.
Thundercunt is breathing heavily.
Judah throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thundercunt stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Judah scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Thundercunt doesn't seem bothered though.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Thundercunt misses with a hook.
Judah digs a good hook to Thundercunt's body.
Thundercunt on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice cross by Judah.
Thundercunt doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Judah dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Judah tests Thundercunt's chin there with a solid looking shot.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Judah! Thundercunt is backing up but he can't get away as Judah lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Thundercunt and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Uzziah Judah!
Uzziah Judah thanked the fans post fight for their support.