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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Depp (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mr Jingles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jingles is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Cat Scratch Fever-Ted Nugent. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the ring.
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175 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johnny Depp!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mr Jingles!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jingles throws a head kick that Depp semi-blocks.
Jingles swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Depp was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Depp has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bruize Brothaz in the buildup to the fight.
Jingles moves out of range as Depp strikes.
Jingles fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Depp throws a low kick, looking for Jingles's leg but Jingles calmly moves out of range.
Jingles circles away from the clinch attempt.
A big right from Depp misses.
Depp catches Jingles with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Depp thuds his right hand into Jingles's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Jingles uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Depp.
Depp avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jingles closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Jingles manages to break the clinch.
A nice combination there by Depp.
It looks like Mr Jingles has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jingles moves away from the strike by Depp.
Depp pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jingles rushes Depp and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Depp misses with a short punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Depp connects with a good right hand that stumbles Jingles. Jingles circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Johnny Depp is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jingles takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jingles moves into the clinch.
Depp working aggressively here.
Jingles blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jingles manages to break the clinch.
Depp misses with an uppercut. Jingles saw that one coming.
Depp pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Depp checks a leg kick.
Depp lands with a shot to the body.
Depp throws a hook to the side of Jingles's head but Jingles sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mr Jingles seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Depp blocks a head kick by Jingles.
Jingles throws a right and a left that Depp avoids nicely.
Jingles has taken the fight to the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jingles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick misses from Jingles.
Jingles closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Depp's guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jingles wants to stand but Depp has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Depp is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Jingles wants to stand but Depp has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Depp wants to sweep but no luck.
Jingles stands up from Depp's guard - Jingles perhaps looking for a knockout.
Depp is looking to clinch but Jingles is avoiding it.
Jingles moves out of range of the strikes.
Jingles shoots in and bounces Depp off the ropes to secure the takedown into guard.
Jingles wanted to stand there but Depp had control of the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Depp looking for a sweep. Not yet Depp, not yet.
Jingles wanted to stand there but Depp had control of the position.
Depp looking to control.
Jingles is looking to stand up but Depp won't let him.
Jingles decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Jingles throws a head kick that half lands.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Depp swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jingles shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Depp manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Jingles is looking to stand up but Depp won't let him.
Depp working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Jingles doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Jingles manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Jingles wanted to stand there but Depp had control of the position.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Jingles is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Jingles dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Jingles's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Depp. Jingles shrugs it off though.
Jingles misses with a head kick.
Good standup being displayed there by Depp as he connects with a hook.
Depp tries to clinch but Jingles moves out of range.
Jingles feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Jingles decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Depp, up you get!
Depp cracks Jingles with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jingles closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Depp quickly recovers to half guard.
Jingles has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jingles gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Jingles throws a sloppy head kick and Depp moves out of range easily.
Nice uppercut lands for Depp. That snapped Jingles's head back.
Depp punishes Jingles's body with a nice straight punch.
Jingles tries to move into range but Depp moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Depp.
Depp displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Jingles throws out the jab.
Jingles lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Depp circles away quickly and effectively.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingles slips a jab from Depp.
Jingles drives through and clinches with Depp against the ropes.
Depp wants to stall.
Jingles lands a nice knee to the body.
Depp misses with a body punch.
Depp lands a right hand.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Depp cracks Jingles with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jingles darts in and clinches Depp up against the ropes.
Jingles wants to break free but Depp has control.
Jingles breaks the clinch.
Jingles throws a sloppy head kick and Depp moves out of range easily.
Jingles on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Johnny Depp is winning the standup battle so far.
Depp has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Jingles finds it's way round the side to connect with Depp's head.
Jingles shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Jingles was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jingles wants to stand but Depp is controlling his arm.
Mr Jingles has got the better of the ground game so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Depp wants to control but Jingles postures up.
Depp tries to bench press Jingles off him but Jingles keeps the position.
Jingles stands up and beckons Depp to his feet.
Jingles misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Depp.
Depp cracks Jingles with a good jab.
Jingles tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Depp was well out of range. Poor timing from Jingles.
Jingles looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Jingles tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Depp controlling the position well.
Jingles wants to stand but Depp has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Jingles prevents Depp from improving his position.
Jingles stands up from half guard... He's had enough of that ground malarky for the time being.
Jingles just misses with a punch to the body.
Depp tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Jingles manages to circle out of the way.
Left hook, right uppercut from Depp.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Depp misses with a series of wild punches.
Jingles has closed the distance and engaged Depp in a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Depp.
Depp swings wildly with an uppercut but Jingles uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Depp with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jingles to score with a decent uppercut.
Jingles misses with a body kick.
Depp scores with a body shot.
Depp tries to sprawl but Jingles drives through with a takedown into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jingles tries to stand but his arm is trapped.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Jingles showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mr Jingles's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.
Depp fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Jingles looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jingles jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Depp digs a good hook to Jingles's body.
The fighters circling - Depp throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Depp.
Jingles drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Depp defends it well.
Jingles avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As Depp backs off Jingles throws a huge counter combo but Depp manages to avoid it all.
Jingles closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Depp's guard.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Depp is on top in guard.
Depp knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Jingles on the ground.
Depp is looking to pass into half guard but Jingles pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Jingles is in guard.
Jingles wants to get up but he can't break Depp's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Jingles stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jingles has taken the fight to the clinch.
Depp tries to throw a body punch but Jingles avoids it by throwing Depp back against the ropes.
Mr Jingles seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Depp lands on the inside with an uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Depp throws a head punch that misses.
Depp throws a punch but it's blocked by Jingles.
Jingles comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Depp scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Donk. Depp catches Jingles right on the button with a cross.
A telegraphed right hand from Depp misses the target.
Jingles forces Depp back against the ropes and clinches.
A short left from Jingles.
Depp throws a head punch that misses.
Depp has a couple of punches blocked by Jingles.
Jingles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jingles closes the distance and clinches.
Jingles escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A clash of legs there as Depp blocks the low kick.
Depp looks to land a left hand but Jingles moved out of range nicely.
Mr Jingles is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jingles throws a sloppy head kick and Depp moves out of range easily.
Depp avoids a kick to the body.
Depp was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Jingles closes the distance and clinches.
Depp misses with some punches.
Jingles trying to land knees to the body.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jingles as Depp tries to tie him up.
Depp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Depp lands a hook that snaps the head of Jingles backwards.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jingles clinches up against the ropes.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jingles throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Depp throws a big shot that misses.
Depp tries to clinch there but Jingles circles away.
Jingles takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Depp throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Depp swinging wildly here.
Jingles scores with a kick to the body.
Depp listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Depp looks to land a left hand but Jingles moved out of range nicely.
Jingles circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jingles looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Depp throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Depp scores with the left hand. Jingles knows he should have avoided that one.
Jingles has closed the distance and engaged Depp in a clinch.
Depp working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Depp takes an elbow to the temple.
Jingles lands a hook to the side of the head.
Depp tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Depp is stalling here.
Jingles scores with a shot to the side of Depp's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Depp throws a hook to the side of Jingles's head but Jingles sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jingles swinging wildly here.
Depp moves out of range as Jingles throws a body kick.
Depp misses with a straight right.
Jingles closes the distance and clinches.
Jingles escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jingles looks to land a combination but Depp avoids it well.
Jingles rushes Depp and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Depp.
Jingles blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Depp throws a shot from downtown. Jingles moves away and avoids it.
Jingles feints and as Depp raises his hands in defense, Jingles changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Mr Jingles really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mr Jingles's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Depp misses with a looping left.
A big left from Depp misses.
Depp throws a lazy right hand but Jingles sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Despite the aggression on Jingles's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Depp tests Jingles's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Depp throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jingles counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jingles.
Jingles manages to break the clinch.
Jingles misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Depp fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jingles manages to avoid it.
Depp tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jingles changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Depp looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Jingles decides to stand back up.
Jingles moves into the clinch successfully.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jingles blocking some punches.
Depp tries to stall but Jingles uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Depp.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jingles's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Depp connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Jingles scrambles back to his feet.
A clash of legs there as Jingles blocks the low kick.
Jingles rushes Depp and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Depp misses with the head strike.
Jingles tries a knee to the head but Depp blocks it.
Depp lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Jingles walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Depp moves into the clinch successfully.
Jingles escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jingles avoids the body shot from Depp.
Jingles fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Jingles looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Jingles ducks under a wild hook from Depp.
Jingles avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Depp thows a left - swing and a miss!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jingles lands a head kick. Depp smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jingles blocks a jab.
Jingles throws a lazy right hand but Depp sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Jingles is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Jingles takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jingles closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Depp fails to land with a series of punches.
Jingles rushes Depp and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Depp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
No joy there for Jingles, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jingles tries to close the distance and clinch but Depp swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Jingles keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jingles wants to counter with a clinch but Depp pushes him away.
Jingles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jingles is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Jingles keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Depp.
Depp fails in his attempt to clinch.
Depp swats away the attempt to clinch by Jingles.
Jingles ducks under a wild hook from Depp.
Depp moves in looking to clinch but Jingles pushes him off.
Jingles walks into a jab.
Depp tries to clinch there but Jingles circles away.
Jingles moves into range and clinches up with Depp.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Depp throws a shot from downtown. Jingles moves away and avoids it.
Jingles drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Depp tries to keep at a distance but Jingles has taken the fight into the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jingles escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Depp scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Jingles doesn't seem bothered though.
Jingles takes the fight into the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jingles is trying to break the clinch but Depp has him pressed against the ropes.
Depp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Depp lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Jingles circles away from the clinch attempt.
Jingles throws a counter combo.
Depp thows a left - swing and a miss!
Depp tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Jingles paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Depp moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jingles throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Jingles avoids the body shot from Depp.
Jingles closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Depp quickly recovers to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close fourth round but Mr Jingles will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Mr Jingles's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!
Depp takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Depp tries to keep at a distance but Jingles has taken the fight into the clinch.
Depp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Depp keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jingles keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Depp misses with an uppercut. Jingles saw that one coming.
A jab from Depp misses.
Depp lands a right hook to the body.
Jingles on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Depp checks a low kick from Jingles.
Jingles has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Jingles displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Depp throws out the jab.
Depp listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Excellent takedown into side control there by Jingles.
Jingles is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Depp is looking for a sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingles tries to stand but Depp is controlling his head.
Jingles stands up and we're back to a striking position.
Jingles gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Depp swings wildly with an uppercut but Jingles uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jingles moves into range and clinches up with Depp.
Depp is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jingles is keeping busy.
Depp scores with a nice hook to the head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Depp fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Depp tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Depp cracks Jingles with an open hand slap.
Depp misses with a leg kick.
Jingles scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Depp moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jingles clinches up with Depp and pushes him back against the ropes.
A right handed body shot lands from Depp.
Jingles misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Jingles lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Jingles fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Depp, pushing him back against the ropes.
Jingles breaks from the clinch.
Depp scoring well with a low kick there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jingles closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Depp quickly recovers to half guard.
Jingles stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Depp to get to his feet.
Depp thumps Jingles with a low kick.
Depp misses with the body kick
and Jingles counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jingles.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Depp throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jingles closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jingles gets a clinch.
Depp working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Depp misses with a hook from the clinch.
Jingles pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jingles misses with a series of wild punches.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Jingles lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Depp has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Depp and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A little feinted left hand from Depp on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mr Jingles is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jingles walks into a left hand.
Jingles misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Johnny Depp has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jingles has taken the fight to the clinch.
Jingles breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Depp tries to clinch but Jingles moves out of range.
Depp swings for the body but Jingles moves out of range.
Jingles has taken the fight to the clinch.
Depp throws a punch but it's blocked by Jingles.
Depp misses with a short punch on the inside.
Depp can't find room to land a body shot as Jingles controls the action.
Depp working aggressively here.
Depp swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jingles's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Depp throws a nice looking combination but Jingles bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Mr Jingles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Jingles winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 45:50
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 45:50
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mr Jingles!
Mr Jingles is the new welterweight champion!
In his post fight interview, Mr Jingles gave a big smile as he said '"You're nothing but a mouse"'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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