PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Molly Banana (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Viavao Kaho (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Banana comes to the cage accompanied by Banana Boat Song (Day O) - Harry Belafonte. Kaho is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Joey B - Tonga (Feat. Sarkodie) . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Banana
vs
Kaho

175 cm
26
170 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

170 cm
28
170 lbs
16 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Molly Banana!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Viavao Kaho!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kaho blocks a jab.
Banana scores with a nice head shot.
Banana throws a lazy head kick

and Kaho decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Banana's guard.
Kaho being controlled here momentarily.

Kaho got a little sloppy there for a moment and Banana has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Kaho has managed to get both his arms back between Banana's legs - danger averted.

Banana working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kaho doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kaho manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Banana keeping moving, preventing Kaho from controlling successfully.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Kaho is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Banana has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Kaho is looking to defend but Banana has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Kaho! Banana pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Kaho taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Molly Banana!
A relieved looking Molly Banana thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.