PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Will Dearborn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stanley Burrell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burrell has chosen Can't Touch This as his entrance music. Will Dearborn is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dearborn
vs
Burrell

182 cm
36
175 lbs
27 - 14 - 0

180 cm
42
179 lbs
35 - 18 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Museum of Monsters & Madmen

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Will Dearborn!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stanley Burrell !
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burrell takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A slapping leg kick lands for Dearborn.
Burrell throws a lazy right hand but Dearborn sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dearborn misses with a double jab
letting Burrell counter with a right hand.
Dearborn sizes up Burrell with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Dearborn tries a head kick but it misses.
Burrell has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
A good leg kick by Burrell .
Burrell throws a shot to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Burrell lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dearborn has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dearborn and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dearborn swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Jab by Dearborn.
Dearborn takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dearborn blocks a head kick by Burrell .
Good shot there by Burrell .
A slow jab from Burrell misses its intended target.
Burrell is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Dearborn slips a jab and a cross from Burrell .

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dearborn tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Burrell paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Dearborn lands a nice hook to Burrell 's body. Burrell takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A punch combination from Burrell misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Dearborn misses the target.
A nice leg kick lands there from Dearborn.
Burrell blocks a jab.
Nice uppercut there from Dearborn.
Dearborn keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Burrell throws an off balance right hand
and Dearborn counters with a nice uppercut.
Dearborn scores with a sloppy right hand. Burrell should have avoided that one.
Burrell lands a jab to the nose.
Dearborn lands a big head kick that sends Burrell to the canvas! Dearborn follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Will Dearborn!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Will Dearborn made sure he mentioned Museum of Monsters & Madmen, along with how happy he was to win his fight.