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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tyler McClain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Enormous Butt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McClain kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is New Found Glory - Ready and Willing. Butt has chosen Fat Bottomed Girl's-Queen as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!
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240 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm
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260 lbs
2 - 3 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Tyler McClain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Enormous Butt!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, George Francis and Wesley Smith.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClain tries to keep at a distance but Butt has taken the fight into the clinch.
Good body shot from Butt.
Butt is looking to break free of the clinch but McClain has double underhooks.
McClain content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Butt fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
McClain successfully pulls guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
McClain manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Butt manages to get himself to full guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Butt can do anything to dispel that myth.
Butt wants to improve his position but instead McClain has moved into half guard.
McClain has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Butt wants to use the cage to get back to his feet here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McClain landing strikes from the mount and Butt is in trouble!
Butt keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Butt is really trying hard to get back to his feet.
McClain putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Butt taking shots to the head.
It looks like Enormous Butt has been cut.
Butt swinging wildly from the bottom but he's not landing.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McClain working the ground and pound effectively.
The referee warns Butt that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
That has opened up Enormous Butt's cut even more.
Butt is wriggling around trying to escape.
McClain is in the full mount, landing strikes.
The cut above Enormous Butt's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Butt is in a horrible position here. McClain smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClain punishing his opponent with strikes.
Enormous Butt's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Enormous Butt's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Tyler McClain!
Enormous Butt spoke after the fight, saying 'I wonder how much he paid the ref?'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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